forum AITA (Am I the Asshole) With our characters

Started January 11, 2021 by @Anyanka99 groupoh shit waddup

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User: u/TomatorNator (Tommahud)

AITA for unintentionally helping a murder?

Hear me out, alright? So I (20M) have this friend (19M), and we've been the closest guy-friends of all time in the history of ever. I'll call him Nacho for privacy's sake. If you know, you know, y'know?

In the most respectful way possible, Nacho hasn't been all there lately. He'll tell me he's doing just fine, and then he'll go dissect a live beetle. I thought it was just a phase, and I played along with it, y'know? When we were younger, he was real nice and polite. Yeah, he was a little rowdy, but at that age, who isn't? So I'd humor him and let him get all his grief out, BUT I'd always make sure to reel him in. I thought I was helping.

I'm going to make a long story short here - Nacho may or may not have killed this really nice old lady. It wasn't gruesome or anything like that - she was sick with consumption, so it was bound to happen soon-ish. Probably. He told me to distract the lady's husband, but didn't give me a reason why. I listened, though. I figured Nacho was just up to his usual shenanigans - stealing, scouting, talking to himself, the usual, yeah?

But turns out, she needed her medicine. Desperately. And her husband was the only herbalist around.

I feel guilty just thinking about it, y'know? It's been a week since it happened, and Nacho's just acting like nothing's up. But I can't bring myself to out him to anyone - especially not to the old lady's husband. I've tried, but I just can't. Nacho's been my best, and only, friend for a long time, and I really don't know what I'd do without him. We're the only ones who know that her death wasn't natural.

So, AITA? I'd like to think I'm not, but I don't know anymore.

u/CrowsInYourWalls: NTA, it wasn’t intentional and you didn’t know your friend’s intentions. You just went along because you trusted him. That’s not your fault, if anything your friend’s the asshole. And mentally unwell-

u/butterflieshaveprettyprivilege: NTA you didn’t know :((

(Two types of people- also I’m not telling you the characters actual names haha suffer)

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Is my friend an A for killing the person they love's husband?
They (17 nb, we'll name M) stumbled across someone (16 f who we'll name D). D had been forcefully married to someone she barely knew at the age of 12. The man (H) was 18 when D was 12. H was physically and mentally abusive to D, and D didn't know how to get away, or even if she could survive without him. When M and D met, they loved each other almost immediately. However, D thought she loved H. M could see the signs of abuse, so took D to a different location, where they helped D figure out what she actually felt. H found them, and D declared she didn't love him, so H got physically violent. M managed to get H to back away, and that night, M snuck away, killed H, and properly hid the body. When H went missing, D was devastated, she still couldn't believe she could live without him.
Is M the Asshole?

User: Assistant
AITB for being disappointed in my friends for a little bit because they forgot me on an alien planet?
I (6m) was with my group of friends the other day, and we found this old abandoned spaceship. Long story short we managed to find ourselves stuck on an alien planet. My friends were super concerned about getting home, but they forgot me! AITB for being disappointed?

(Idk names yet sorry)

Protagonist: AITA for existing? I was chosen to host a primordial deity before I was born and a goddess was told to put me down but she didn't and now people hate me because of said deity AITA?

Fallen goddess: AITA for not killing a child prophesied to destroy the world. I got banished to mortality for this and then I became his friend after he got older and he changed fate so the world didn't end so AITA?

Antagonist: AITA for trying to kill my now boyfriend. I (26M) and my current bf (25M) are happy but he is hosting a primordial deity and I was tasked to kill him by my abusive mother but I didn't but still. AITA?

Enchantess: AITA for doing magic? My ex best friend and crush sacrificed herself for me in exchange for me not using magic anymore but I still used magic and she didn't actually die and she also uses magic to so AITA?

god: AITA for breaking up with my gf over murder? My gf was supposed to kill an infant to prevent the end of the world but she didn't and was given one more chance to kill him and I was by her side I would rather kill a man than an infant. But she didn't kill him even after he got older so AITA?

cursed magician: AITA for dieing. I died for my ex friend and she broke our pact to not use magic and then she blamed me so should I have killed myself for her? Idk AITA?

old prophet: AITA for helping people I (92F) am the prophet of the gods and I have helped people my whole life in the name of the gods and now I'm being executed for it AITA?

pirate scrunkly: AITA for being to hot for the ladies to handle lol (he hates himself for his parents death even tho it wasn't his fault)

User: Orkas
AITA for stealing the body of one of my most devoted followers?
I (277M) am a celestial being that commanded three of my followers (19F, 22M, 30F) to uncover a divine omen from ancient times. This omen revealed something that I had not known before: that my lover and the man who mentored me had been murdered by a different god within our pantheon. I did not even know that gods could die! One member of the party (22M, we'll call him David) has been training since he was a teenager to harbor divine essence in his body. I asked to use his body in order to get revenge for my friend's death. David said no, but the conflicts of gods are more important than what humans don't want, right? Besides, the process is only damaging if the human resists (I don't think David knows that, though). Now everyone is mad at me and people are saying there is going to be a holy war. AITA?