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@Tidermelon group

Snowball: “I don’t know who you are! Where is that other dog!?”

Patches: “My friends call me Patches, but most of them are the wrong color on the outside. They wouldn’t do good in a snowstorm.”

Also Patches: (staring at a destroyed grape on the ground) “One less friend of the sun.”

@Starfast groupDance & Cry

"Kurt Vonnegut was abducted by aliens and you cannot change my mind about that."- Andor

"Yeah. I'm getting on a train to Hawaii."- Dallas

"What is it about me that makes them go 'that boy is going to die young?'"- Taven.

"So you can either show up today or wait for me to show up in the parking lot, probably when you least expect it. Up to you." - Ara.

"At the very least, it's comforting to know that they think I died."- Gerard

@sheabutter group

OKAY YES HERE WE GO-

Jordan: And if this doesn't work, then Satan f-ck me in the a$$ cause I have nothing else.
Jeo: Are you sure?
Jordan: No, but I'll be bent over the Devil's desk in hell before I see this all be for sh-t.

Rome: In my defense, you guys shouldn't have trusted me with a gun

Rome again: When you're me, you can solve anything with a gun. Girlfriend cheats? Gun. Dog won't eat? Gun. Computer won't work? Gun.
Jordan: You're literally insane.

Jeo: What are you doing out here?
Jordan, dragging a dead body: What does it look like I'm doing? F-cking a deer? Grab a shovel, help me get started.

Rome: Jesus, if you can do that, what else can you do?
Jordan: Nothing except sleep and maybe eat.

Reid: I hate to think of your poor parents not knowing where you are…
Jordan: My mom is dead ad my dad couldn't give less of a sh-t about me.
Reid: Oh…well at least your dad isn't the reason we're running in the first place, right? haha-
Jordan: No he is, he tried to kill me.

That's all I have for now

@wren-has-mommy-issues group

OKAY YES HERE WE GO-

Jordan: And if this doesn't work, then Satan f-ck me in the a$$ cause I have nothing else.
Jeo: Are you sure?
Jordan: No, but I'll be bent over the Devil's desk in hell before I see this all be for sh-t.

Rome: In my defense, you guys shouldn't have trusted me with a gun

Rome again: When you're me, you can solve anything with a gun. Girlfriend cheats? Gun. Dog won't eat? Gun. Computer won't work? Gun.
Jordan: You're literally insane.

Jeo: What are you doing out here?
Jordan, dragging a dead body: What does it look like I'm doing? F-cking a deer? Grab a shovel, help me get started.

Rome: Jesus, if you can do that, what else can you do?
Jordan: Nothing except sleep and maybe eat.

Reid: I hate to think of your poor parents not knowing where you are…
Jordan: My mom is dead ad my dad couldn't give less of a sh-t about me.
Reid: Oh…well at least your dad isn't the reason we're running in the first place, right? haha-
Jordan: No he is, he tried to kill me.

That's all I have for now

This- this is amazing. Yes. Thank you. You are an icon.

@sheabutter group

OKAY YES HERE WE GO-

Jordan: And if this doesn't work, then Satan f-ck me in the a$$ cause I have nothing else.
Jeo: Are you sure?
Jordan: No, but I'll be bent over the Devil's desk in hell before I see this all be for sh-t.

Rome: In my defense, you guys shouldn't have trusted me with a gun

Rome again: When you're me, you can solve anything with a gun. Girlfriend cheats? Gun. Dog won't eat? Gun. Computer won't work? Gun.
Jordan: You're literally insane.

Jeo: What are you doing out here?
Jordan, dragging a dead body: What does it look like I'm doing? F-cking a deer? Grab a shovel, help me get started.

Rome: Jesus, if you can do that, what else can you do?
Jordan: Nothing except sleep and maybe eat.

Reid: I hate to think of your poor parents not knowing where you are…
Jordan: My mom is dead ad my dad couldn't give less of a sh-t about me.
Reid: Oh…well at least your dad isn't the reason we're running in the first place, right? haha-
Jordan: No he is, he tried to kill me.

That's all I have for now

This- this is amazing. Yes. Thank you. You are an icon.

Thank you. I like to believe I've really captured the chaos of a group of teenagers with exactly one (1) adult to look after them.

@wren-has-mommy-issues group

OKAY YES HERE WE GO-

Jordan: And if this doesn't work, then Satan f-ck me in the a$$ cause I have nothing else.
Jeo: Are you sure?
Jordan: No, but I'll be bent over the Devil's desk in hell before I see this all be for sh-t.

Rome: In my defense, you guys shouldn't have trusted me with a gun

Rome again: When you're me, you can solve anything with a gun. Girlfriend cheats? Gun. Dog won't eat? Gun. Computer won't work? Gun.
Jordan: You're literally insane.

Jeo: What are you doing out here?
Jordan, dragging a dead body: What does it look like I'm doing? F-cking a deer? Grab a shovel, help me get started.

Rome: Jesus, if you can do that, what else can you do?
Jordan: Nothing except sleep and maybe eat.

Reid: I hate to think of your poor parents not knowing where you are…
Jordan: My mom is dead ad my dad couldn't give less of a sh-t about me.
Reid: Oh…well at least your dad isn't the reason we're running in the first place, right? haha-
Jordan: No he is, he tried to kill me.

That's all I have for now

This- this is amazing. Yes. Thank you. You are an icon.

Thank you. I like to believe I've really captured the chaos of a group of teenagers with exactly one (1) adult to look after them.

Most definitely

@spacebluelily language

Llewelyn: You’re a vampire right? Can you hook me up with some of that vampire goodies?
Prosperine: I’m not a vam-
Hayden: That’s so cool! I’ve always wanted to meet a vampire! How come you don’t burn when you’re in the sun? Why don’t you have fangs?
Prosperine: One of these days, I’m going to murder the entire human race.
Llewelyn: What?
Prosperine: What?

Gavin: I, as the supreme ruler, declare all of you to bring me the best of foods.
Fenris: And I, as the Queen of England, order you to shut up.

Syrus: This is another plan to kill me isn’t it?
Griffin: Whaaaaa? Nooooooo…. I’m over here, trying to help you save the town. And possibly even the earth, and you’re accusing me of trying to kill you with a cockamamie scheme? Shame on you!

Goldy: I knew you where going to follow me!
Syrus: I only did it because I knew you where going to steal all the gold for yourself.

Lena: My aunt tried to kill me.
Winter: I know.
Lena: I’m sorry.
Winter: For what?
Lena: For betraying you and your family.
Winter: It’s oka- What, you did what!?

@Anxietyfilledcinnamonroll group

Bane: At this point, I’m very desensitized by death.

Jax: Val, If you do not shut up I swear!
Val: Swear What? What are you going to do?
Jax: ….
Jax: You do not want your life on the line.

Gwen: Jax? Are you okay? You looked flustered.
Jax: I managed to sleep. Looks at his hands It feels weird to get more than 4 hours

Slate: See you guys later, I’m off the the kitchen to down five pots of tea

Slate: Malak! Are-are you sipping on tea?
Malak: Don’t judge me, Warlock! I’m just drinking some celebratory tea.

Bane: What is sleep and why do I need it? I can function just fine.

Ender: Twirls a bloody knife I love the smell of bloodshed in the morning. Looks at Nikalos Don’t you just love the smell of bloodshed?

Ender: I’m enamored by the fact that you humans can live such pitiful lives. I'd much rather work as a mindless soldier then from 9-5. You miserable creatures are better off selling your souls. Pauses Hit me up because I’m the general of those mindless soldiers.

@nebula__ group

Cyn: Never speak to me or my chinchilla again. We will both personally end your life.

Also Cyn: You shut up, you're nothing but a pissbaby lawyer.

Selcoeurl

Naomi: I’m obviously not going to be carrying you out of here.
CJ: Except if he was standing guard at the museum: how did he run into a bear?
Brandee: If you get us killed, I swear I will haunt you for eternity and a week; and if you track anything nastier than dust on the seat, you’re cleaning it.

@Desvelarse book

From the iconic sibling duo:

Amber: you don't really need validation from him, that's just your severe daddy issues talking
Vaughn: he killed my mom, what the fuck are you on about

Vaughn: I hate all men, I want to get rid of every single one of them
Amber: you're a man
Vaughn: don't say that, i will cry

@Fairlyodd

Varian: It’s very sacrilegious of you to presume you needn’t knock before entering my home.
Graham: This is a bus shelter, Varian.
Varian: Your point?

Amari: Just talk to him.
Leaoni: I would rather look death in the eye and smile.

Frost: Alright, I have to go put my dignity in a box and bury it in the backyard, see you guys later.

@BellCurveBennie

Jarvis: That's on me. I'm the one who opened that can of worms.
Delaware: Yeah, but they're the ones who clawed every last worm out of that can and gobbled them up like starved little rodents.

Priestess: So, you're saying that you went up to them begging? Hat in hand and everything?
Lucky: Sure, if the hat was a piece of paper that said, "Pay us or we'll kill you" on it.

Adele: He's like a dog, y'know? Where you need to shove your hand down his throat to get him to cough up all the garbage that he ate.

Lucky: The only reason I'm Christian is so that I can blame all the shitty stuff that happens to me on God.
Darling: That's cool. The only reason I'm Christian is so that when I die, I can look forward to besting Him in a fight to the death. And then, once God is dead, I will take his place.
Oboe: Bold of you to assume God isn't already dead.
Priestess, who is literally named Priestess: What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

@steeeeeee

Valentine: You look akin to a pig
Isadore (Dying): Very funny

Creake (being born):
The midwives: Why is it crying?

Aeturnus: Tries to stop Rafi from getting married and delivering an emotional speech about how important their companionship is him and how he wants them to spend the rest of their days together (completely platonically)
Rafi (Internally): Sounds gay but ok.

@nebula__ group

Cyn: Lawyers are no-good scumbags who get you out of trouble then just ask for money. Just like women.
Vix: Not women are like tha-
Cyn: Shut up. You're a woman, so you're biased.

Minex: Look, Cyn, I know I'm an idiot but-
Cyn: There are no 'buts' here. You're an idiot, end of story.

@Luz_Noceda

Llewelyn: You’re a vampire right? Can you hook me up with some of that vampire goodies?
Prosperine: I’m not a vam-
Hayden: That’s so cool! I’ve always wanted to meet a vampire! How come you don’t burn when you’re in the sun? Why don’t you have fangs?
Prosperine: One of these days, I’m going to murder the entire human race.
Llewelyn: What?
Prosperine: What?

Gavin: I, as the supreme ruler, declare all of you to bring me the best of foods.
Fenris: And I, as the Queen of England, order you to shut up.

Syrus: This is another plan to kill me isn’t it?
Griffin: Whaaaaa? Nooooooo…. I’m over here, trying to help you save the town. And possibly even the earth, and you’re accusing me of trying to kill you with a cockamamie scheme? Shame on you!

Goldy: I knew you where going to follow me!
Syrus: I only did it because I knew you where going to steal all the gold for yourself.

Lena: My aunt tried to kill me.
Winter: I know.
Lena: I’m sorry.
Winter: For what?
Lena: For betraying you and your family.
Winter: It’s oka- What, you did what!?

@Laffy-Taffy-is-waiting-for-Splatoon-3

Is it bad I thought of Ducktales reading this-

@Luz_Noceda

@Laffy-Taffy-is-waiting-for-Splatoon-3

Is it bad I thought of Ducktales reading this-

No, I don't think so

Oh okay thanks