forum To death. (temporarily closed)

Started December 08, 2021 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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Nori: beams Sick!! Back home my dad taught me how to play the drums and stuff. Gotta be honest though, I've never played… bones

Addic: you can do that!?

Nori: Shrugged you can do anything if you put your mind to it. Like this- Tries to pry one of the bones off the turtle

Aethea: sarcastic Oh, I wonder why.
Corrin: Okay, the frog is going to die now. Say your last words to the- Wait, let me see him. pulls out a pair of glasses, puts them on, and stares at the frog Oh, he's HUGE. takes off the glasses
The frog starts to dissolve from the bottom up

Hsoyw rumbles, shifting so Nori falls
Aethea: I don't think he liked that.

Nori:AHHHAHAHAHAHHHH!!!! tries to remember how to fly and then haphazardly ascends back up to the turtle.Yeah… not my brightest idea…

Addic: what, Corrin, you need glasses?

The frog is now gone
Corrin: to Nori Can you try not to do that? Illusions are already hard on moving things. I don't know if anyone else saw, but for a second the illusion of nothing was hanging in the air when you were falling, so it looked like you were just a pair of pants.

Corrin: to Addic Yes? To properly see my illusions, because the whole point of illusions are to trick other people, not me.

Addic: ohhhhh. ok. almost falls again

Aethea: pulls out a marble and turns it into a frog
Aethea: fake surprise Oh no! Look! A poison dart frog!
Corrin: eyeing the frog Is it actually?
Aethea: grins amid the panic as people try to avoid the frog Maaaaaaaaaaaybe.

Nori:sighs. fineee. looks at the frog sweet. can I lick it?

Addic: pokes the frog and licks his finger Why not, we're already dead.

Nori: full on just licks the frog, then starts coughing. Aw shit, ugh… why did I think that was a good idea…

Addic: I don't know. how did it taste?

Nori: Like… have you ever licked those crepe paper streamer things? It tasted like that

Aethea: picks up the frog and glares at Nori You probably traumatized him! Do you know how hard it is to make an actual good poison dart frog? And now you ruined him!

Nori: starts hacking Im sorry frog!! Forgive me!!

The frog: nods and says in a wise voice, "I forgive you, small mortal whose name I do not know." It then proceeds to put on a sombrero and do teh Macarena.
Aethea: What the- glares at Corrin Stoppit!
Corrin: grins, and the frog burps Fine. the frog no longer talks or has sombrero and does not dance anymore