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Started April 01, 2019 by @dont_call_me_cathy

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"Oh, yea? Try sixteen robots, one emotionally scarred teen who has his sister's soul in his head, your adoptive daughter who is also your youngest cousin, a couple of living dolls, and a younger twin sister."

She tilted her head up, watching Gavrin with curiosity. "Well then. Should I tell him that if you give Arachne some chicken, she'll love you for life?" she asked rhetorically, referring to the bloodthirsty demon queen of the spider-like demons.

"Goodness."

Milly opened her mouth to say something but immediately closed it, still confused, her stomach growled annoyingly and she began to look around for something to eat.

Hinata reached into her back pocket and took out a plastic container. Opening it, she pulled out a small table, covered in delicacies. Setting it down, she made it grow to full size.
"Anyone hungry?"

“What is it?” Milly pondered, looking at it

"Oh, yea? Try sixteen robots, one emotionally scarred teen who has his sister's soul in his head, your adoptive daughter who is also your youngest cousin, a couple of living dolls, and a younger twin sister."

“How about a pack of over two dozen single males constantly trying to mate with you because your genes are now a survival advantage?” Tiak sighed angrily.

"Oof. Dude, try on an entire pocket dimension of over one thousand people."

"I have a younger twin brother, a childish and thieving older brother, a jealous older sister, a half decent older brother, a dead assassin, an emotionally and physically scarred ex-foster-care child/street rat/occasionally suicidal best friend who likes explosions way too much, a kitsune, a clueless prince, a spy that's the son of Death and is pretty chill, a really short jeweler that refuses to back down from a fight, a phoenix–need I say more?–an ice cream dispenser and milkshake provider, a flashlight that is a busybody, an ex-goody-two-shoes that was corrupted by said busybody, and a twenty-thousand-year-old water nymph that likes to play video games." She sighed, just thinking about the chaos awaiting her back home giving her a headache.

"Now, I'm gonna eat. And if anyone wants to join, go on ahead." Hinata put the case on the chair next to her and started to chow down.

Tiak just stared at Cinthia, stunned.
“That’s a long and chaotic list. I feel kind of better about my situation now.”

Milly asked again, "What is it?" Seeing as she had been ignored the first time

"Try having a boyfriend who is actually an imposter, who sent your real boyfriend to die, and the imposter is the dimension destroyer you're trying to kill, but they look exactly like your boyfriend, and it's really hard to kill them, but you have to save everyone."

"It's anything you can think of."

“I guess having over two dozen males trying to make babies with you isn’t so bad after all.”

Gavrin swooped down, still a falcon, and grabbed a piece of bread in his claws, before swooping back up to nibble on it.

"I can see we all have very, very convoluted stories. Good to know. SG (me) seems to love writing stories where almost everyone dies."

I do not!!

"Whatev."

Cinthia scrunched up her face. "Eh. That's just confusing. I'll take hallucinations, insomnia, constantly being sick, and generally just going literally insane–which, word of advice, NOT a fun experience; zero out of ten, would not recommend–over… whatever that was."

Milly gasped, "Really!? I want a salad then! And whatever chocolate is, I've heard that's good."

Tiak nodded solemnly.
“Sounds like an annoying Divine Protector. Mine just admits that she likes torturing me, and that I’m here to send a ‘message’ about ‘sexism’ or something. I really don’t understand her sometimes.”

Cinthia waved an indifferent hand. "I had McDonald's."

"Eh, don't worry. I'm sure @nightingale understands me." Hinata winked.
"Chocolate is the most delicious thing in the world."