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@SaltyLasagna

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I haven't been on this site in years, this is so confusing, who are the friends??? Why are there lots of random words?? What happened??

@NathanU

Yes

Which isn't all that frickin' funny imo

But what do I know, I'm just some kid who bears petty resentment towards April Fools and nearly anyone who makes these jokes

@GoodThingGoing group

If it were up to me, it'd be April Fools' day every day.

Wait how do Birthday Logistics play into this? Would it just be an entire year of April Fool's Day with The One True April Fool's Day at the end, or would each day be, like, a year? Because I don't want to rapidly age and die due to rapid April 1sts aha

@Pickles group

If it were up to me, it'd be April Fools' day every day.

Wait how do Birthday Logistics play into this? Would it just be an entire year of April Fool's Day with The One True April Fool's Day at the end, or would each day be, like, a year? Because I don't want to rapidly age and die due to rapid April 1sts aha

Ev babe, your birthday is your birthday because it's been another 365 days since your last one, not because of the date

@GoodThingGoing group

If it were up to me, it'd be April Fools' day every day.

Wait how do Birthday Logistics play into this? Would it just be an entire year of April Fool's Day with The One True April Fool's Day at the end, or would each day be, like, a year? Because I don't want to rapidly age and die due to rapid April 1sts aha

Ev babe, your birthday is your birthday because it's been another 365 days since your last one, not because of the date

True, but what if every day time skips to April 1st the next year?