forum your characters as vines!

Started May 04, 2021 by @phoenixwing group

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i'll go first

Stormchaser: and they were roommates
Doku: Oh my God they were roommates
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Niko: Hurricane Katrina? more like hurricane tortilla
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Eira: I'm a lesbian
Sol: I thought you were american
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Nightshade: we all die you either kill yourself or get killed
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nightshade beating the shit out of stormchaser *
Niko: can i get a waffle?
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Niko: hi, I'm jared, i'm 17, and i never fuckin learned how to read
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Nightshade: SHUT THE HELL UP
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Eira: happy birthday raven!
Niko: I can't swim
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Nightshade: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME
Stormchaser: THAT'S MY OPINION!!
Nightshade: 0-0
Luna: 0_0
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Delta: I'm washing me and my clothes
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Nightcrawler: What's 9+10?
Niko: 21
Sol: you STUPID
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Nightshade: I don't need friends they disappoint me
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Doku: Honey, you got a big storm comin
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Nightshade: We all have a lot of laughs
Nightshade: shut the fuck up janet im not going to your fuckin baby shower
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Delta: Road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does

juniper, sliding down a railing: you're all going to hell… goodbye~

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delilah: oh my god they have- marie, look at this.
mariette: what is it-
delilah lif-e sav-iers
[the two break out into laughter]

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delilah, recording may and juniper: two bruhs chillin' in a hot tub- 5 ft apart 'cuz they're ~not gay~

B: You stupid
Q: No I'm not
B: What's nine plus ten?
Q: … Twenty-one.
B: You stupid.

Sparrow, to Thaddeus: You are my daaaaAAAD. YOU'RE MY DAD. BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE-

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Rune: Hey, I'm lesbian.
Bane: I thought you were American??

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Drunk Daedra carrying a passed out Hyo on her shoulders while Caliga films: backstreet's back ALRIGHT doodadahdoodadadoo

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Hyo: [literally any Marcus Johns vine]

Joseph: So no head? breaks phone and stomps on skate bored

Ky: Are they heated ballons? Oh for fucks sake. We flying away.

Josey: Put another fucking hand on me and I will fucking rip your face off bitch! Cause’ he fucking pushed me that’s—

Kate, in the background: “You ready to fuckin die?”

Crystal: Nah, I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me—

Nile: Is anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.

Aru: Can I get a waffle? Can I plesse get a waffle?

Lena: I need to cry but my foundation was 48 dollars—

Ollie: Just remember, no one will ever be able to hate you more than you already hate yourself 👍

Dean @ Henry: I love you bitch. I ain't never gonna stop loving you bitch.

Simon with a ukulele: Hey, how you doing; well I'm doing just fine. I lied, I'm dying inside.

Peter: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag.
Madeline: You spilled—jkladsfjlk—LIPSTICK in my Valentino white bag?!

Peter: How do you know what's good for me?
Madeline: ThAt'S mY oPiNiOn!!

Simon: Peter, ask me what kind of tree I have.
Peter: No.
Simon: Peter, ask me what kind of tree I have.
Peter: No.
Simon: Just, Peter, ask me what kind of tree I have.
Peter: No.
Simon: It's a Chris Pine.

but animated (lazily)

—-Armada 27 on their day off——–

Bonita: so you just gon' bring me a birthday gift to my birthday to my birthday party with a birthday party

Kenzo: Happy birthday??
Bonita smacks the shit outta Kenzo

-Kenzo: WAKE UP WAKE UP I WANNA SEE SUM FISH TITTIES
Felix confused as hell
Felix: all you do is talk about sum fish titties
Felix: say sum else
absolutely no one …Kenzo: titties….

-Juri @ Kenzo, Bonita, and Felix: I love you bitch. I ain't never gonna stop loving you bitchhhhhhhhh

-Juri and Kenzo on their first date
Juri: It's beautiful out here
Kenzo: Yeah..it's just me you and the moon
Everyone in the core: HEY YOU TWO SHOULD KISS

-Juri first time trying to understand what a WILL and aspect is

Juri: I don't understand bitch I don't understand

-Felix and Kenzo running from an anomaly Kenzo trips
Kenzo: PIMP DOWN

Ethan: (kicks open the door to Minnie's bedroom) WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!
Minnie: Agh-
Sage: (sits up on bed behind Minnie) What the fuck man?
Ethan: :0
Ethan: OHHHOHO-
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Minnie: Mother trucker, dude! That hurt like a butt cheek on a stick-
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Reese: Did you wash the dishes?
Ethan: I thought… you wanted… to do that…
Reese: Heh, well, you wERE W R ON G-
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Ethan: Got diagnosed with coolguy syndrome today haha
Ethan: So now I take ~ a d d e r a l l~ hahaa
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Ethan: Hey, anyone ever tell you you look like Beyonce?
Sage: Nah, they usually just tell me I look like Sage.
Ethan: Who the fuck is that
Sage: Me, bitch-
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Sage: You are ugly, I am not
Sage: I am the princess, you are the thot
~
Arthur: Hey, c'mere I wanna talk to you!
Arthur: Some day you're gonna grow up and you'll be a woman-
Minnie: Someday you're gonna be dEAD
Arthur: :(

Mike: (eating pistachios) I'm nuts about these nuts! But I'm also nuts about my close good friends.
Minnie: (somehow burning tea)
Sage: (licking her hand)
Ethan: (eating an apple top down, core and all)
Reese: (chugging coffee straight out the pot)
Mike: My close good friends! :D

luca, to one of the dead commoners: miss keishaaaa??? miss keisha?????? oh my god she fuckin dead-

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may, to juniper: okay, let's tell each other secrets. i'll go first.
may, deadpan: i hate you.

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juniper: i'm driving-
killian: SHOTGUN
delilah: aw, but you had it on the way here- aH
juniper: woAH WOAH WOAH
killian: i found a shotgun! and i want the front seat. [cocks gun]

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mariette: my hair is a mess and my life is too… it's funny cuz it's true. hehehhehe- AAAAAAAAAAA

Sophie: I love the way this cake is cut
Micheal: I'm going knock you on your ass

Nightmare: * screams*
World: Ah! Stop I could have dropped my croissant!

Natalie: What do you have?
Mia: A knife!
Natalie: NO!!!
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Myra: (skateboards down ramp) Good evening.
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Sparta: (screams into a mason jar) Everything is fine.
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Myra: That's interesting, but what's also interesting is I don't give a s*****
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Christi: What's up, I'm Jarron I'm 19 and I never learned how to read.
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Xavier: That awkward moment when you're scrolling through someone's old instagram account and you accidentally comment the entire declaration of independence.
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Torra: So are you guys coming to my party?
Myra: Who?
Torra: You guys.
Myra: You guys? Its just me. Oh wait! (fist bumps mirror) You goin'?
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Iona: I saw you hanging out with Myra yesterday.
Luna: Iona its not what you think!
Iona: I won't hesitate

Dean: Did you hang out with Henry last night?
Simon: Oh, yeah, I did.
Dean: Oh! I love Henry!
Simon: You hate Henry.
Dean: YEAH, NO SHIT, HONEY.
~alternatively~
Henry: Did you hang out with Dean last night?
CJ: Oh, yeah, I did.
Henry: Oh! I love Dean!
CJ: You hate Dean.
Henry: YEAH, NO SHIT, HONEY.

Simon, very out of it: Good credit? Bad credit? No credit? No problem! Are you dead? Fuck it! Ghost credit!
Henry, also very out of it: Imma get a Subaru!

(Minnie sitting on Reese's shoulders)
Reese: This is… so dumb-
Minnie: The higher I am, the better I can see.
Reese: You can- you can fLY-
Minnie: Hush now Reese! I am s e a r c h i n g
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Minnie: H-hi, welcome to Pizza H-hut
Minnie: Lemme guess; pizza-
Minnie: (passes out)
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Ethan: IT'S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!
Minnie: (off-beat kazooing)
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Sage: I didn't ask to be born perfect.
Sage: I DEMANDED it.
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Ethan: You are boring!
Ethan: B-O-R-N-I-N-G
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Ethan: SAGE
Ethan: IS THAT A W E E D?
Sage: No, this is a crayo-
Ethan: I'M CALLIN THE POLICE
Ethan: (types 911 into microwave)
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Ethan: You know what, I'm about to say it.
Reese: Okay, say it.
Ethan: I don't care that you broke your elbow-
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Sage: I brought you frankincense.
Minnie: Thank you.
Lorelai: And I brought you… myrrh.
Minnie: Thank you.
Lorelai: Mur-DER
Minnie: :0 Lorelai! Noooo-

Everyone: Where did I go wrong. I lost a friend. Where did I go
Hunter: You're too late spiderman! Weed has been legalized!

Sophie: (Waddles away)
Stephe: (Dissappointed in what she raised)

Naomi: Super sped-up video of her dissassembling, cleaning, and reassembling a rifle. "Still got it!" at normal speed at the end.
CJ: Singing a snippet from a filk song.
Brandee: Excoriates bro-trucks.
Kieron: Does an impressive deadlift. Plaintive "more plates?" at the end.
The Wannabe Evil Archmage: Self-promotes.
Talula: Shows off some of the things her prosthetic arm can do.

liz- im nuts about these nuts. but im also nuts about my close good friends. (my close good friends!)

stella, stuck in a closet - so we out here, at mickey Ds- explosion, screaming

(Stella, on cloves room) I'm in me mums' car! (clove) get out me car! (Stella) aww :(

(Paige) hey, can I borrow a pencil- (frances) Are you kidding? you want a pencil, ill give you a pencil.

(clove) yYOU FRICKIN FRICKS! just cant ever… BE QUENCHED!! YOU- YOU FRICKIN FRICKS! when will you learn- WHEN WILL YOU LEARN- THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!!!?

(liz) people will constantly ask me… whats it like, being a sexy- (leans on chair, falls)

(august after exerting energy to save everyone, again) H-hi, I'm august, welcome to p-pizza hh-hut… l-let me g-guess, pizza-? (blacks out)

ok two more

(frances) ugh, its so hot in here.
(liz) ohh, sorry, haha-
(frances) punching sound effect

(august) just got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome, ha-ha! so now i take-adderalll-, ha-ha!

Lenka @ Alvar, anytime that he annoys her: Im gonna say it. I don't care that you broke your elbow. (you and kil broke up)
Alvar, trying hard to flirt: hey, do people ever tell you you look like Beyonce
Kil: no they tell me I look like kil
Alvar: who's that
Kil: me

Năstrușnic: Footprints in the sand but then you turn around and see another set. Because Jesus was with you.
Lucas(turns around): My name is Lucas

Malcolm: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Bella?
Bella: …no.
Melody: I do!
Malcolm: I know, Melody.
Melody: I’m sad.
Malcolm: I know, Melody.

liz (to everyone) - the cow says moo
the butterfly don't say nothing
the pig says "you have the right to remain silent".

(liz, carrying clove's unconscious body)
page- back streets back,
page and liz - ALRIGHT! (alright,)
(music)

page- hi my name is trey (page) I have a basketball (broomstick dodgeball) game tomorroww uh I'm the point gaauurd (????)

clove - this kids definitely on crack right now

page- YEEEEAAAAAHHHH (gets hit by dodgeball bonk) YAAAHHHHHH

clove's dad- heyy :)
-I want to be famous :) (cool pose)

page (or august)- couuntry boooyyy i love youuuaahh

august (as liz is pelting him w pillows)- Kevin! Kevin no watch the light dude!
liz- hits light

frances' parents- happy birthday frances!!!!

frances (6 years old)- i can't swim (fly) :(

clove (or frances)- we all die would you rather kill yourself or get killed
clove- (cool dancing) watcha gonna do?

frances- hey im lesbian
page- I thought you were American?

liz- hi, im sorry, didn't see you there! im too busy mmmblockin' out the haters!

(liz puts on song with swears in it on family speaker)
(her mom and step parent ignore it)
august- no! (trying too turn it off) no- NO

page- I got it yesss!
chocolate vanilla swirl with cookie crunch flakes!!!!

frances- (looking at imaginary watch) its currently half past idgaf

clove- sabra gives you all your daily nutrients! like 0 grams of trans fat- and- oh my goood cholesterol!

page- (spinning quizinos sign in all directions)
someone (but probably frances)- I dont even know which way the quizinos is :/

liz- a potato flew arouund my room before you caaame
(liz, page, august, frances and clove screaming)

(liz's mom listening to rap)- what are they saying?? :D

frances- (tries to smoke, coughs and gives it back to liz)
liz- (pretends to use it) I am now high B)

liz-(riding overboard backwards, crashes and makes hole in wall)
clove-(uncontrollable laughter)

frances (grown up now ;) running away from vacuum (broomstick) and screaming*

liz's mom- (beeps at cloves dad, he drops multiple medical papers)
cloves dad- (smiles and laughs politely)
liz's step mom- (silent evil laughter)

liz (6 years old)- (spills apple juice)
her mom- oh my god :o
liz- (dumps it on carpet)
her mom- BRUUHHHHHHHH

liz- (quickly drinks alchoholic beverage)
august- ADRien Michael (liz garter) >:(

(fake rat in grocery store) (liz pouring minor amount of fake blood on herself)
clove- (fear)
frances- is- is it real?

page- who's the hottest uber driver you've ever had?
august- umm I've never went to oovoo javer

page- deez nuts
page- HAHA GOTTEE HAHA

(frances, watching liz ride her broom as she does a trick)
frances- oh my god she on x games mode

liz- so im sitting there
barbecue sauce on my t

page-…
(on the floor laughing)

some girl- (smokes or smith cool jk smoking isn't cool but its a vine)
frances- (turns to clove) wow

liz- we in thees beech dafuq
eyebrows on fleek dafuq

frances- your stupid
liz- no im not :)
frances- whats 9+10
liz- 21 :)
frances- your stupid

(Levi)

It's not a sock mom(Milaka) it's a person! Right Greg! RIGHT!

(Milaka)

'how's life?'
Smiles and attempts to put her head into an oven.

(Lisha)

(Milaka; Welcome back to school, how are you all feeling?
(Lisha:) Uh- Horrible… what?

(Abree)

Okay I'm going to play you a song-
AHH-

(Loki)

Omg guys their a vulture(Adelaide) on my roof-
THIS IS NOT YOUR LAND…! GOOO!

omg guys-

(Adelaide)

Omg guys there's this new filterAHH-
WOAH!
Haha om-AHHH
oKaY-!

(all vines by Quensadilla)