So yeah. If you know me, you probably know that I'm absolutely obsessed with LoZ. If you don't know me, well, now you know that! And the Zelda cartoon is⦠well, it could definitely be better. But because I love to torture myself, apparently, I'll be watching it!
I've seen a few episodes before, but I never finished it and forgot where I was at. Also, I'm watching it online because I don't own it and don't have money.
There'll be a "Well excuuuse me, Princess" counter just because I want to see how many times it's said. The intro will only be counted once.
Let's get into it! :D
Episode One: The Ringer
Right off the bat, they have no idea how the Triforce actually works :/ "Whoever gets both Triforces rules the land forever!!"
Bruh
"FoR yOu ZeLdA? AnYtHiNg" stfu I might not remember much but I remember that you're an obnoxious little bitch
"Excuuuse me, Princess" counter: 1
Bruh does "a hero's life" involve not wearing pants or are you just a fuckin weirdo
Also stop being creepy to Zelda. We're like a minute in. Stop
Damn I'm really rooting for the moblins huh
Also "Hey!! I'm ticklish" actually made me laugh wtf
IF YOU'RE GONNA FIGHT PUT SOME FUCKIN PANTS ON P L E A S E I'M BEGGING YOU
Ok the magic pouch was a good idea tho, I'll give them that
"Excuuuse me, Princess" counter: 2
Bruh if you're gonna ask for a reward for protecting the Triforce, ask for like. Money. Not a kiss from someone who clearly wants as little to do with you as possible
Ah yes. Ganon. His theme's a whole bop tho
Also how tf does he think that an amateure magician contest is gonna get him access to the Triforce???
At least I got this screenshot from it lmao get in losers we're gonna go fuck with some kid's card trick
"Spryte you're only 3 inches high!"
Wow, Link, that might be the first thing you've said that I can actually get behind
God I'm so glad he put pants on before he decided to go swinging from ropes and shit
THANK GOD THE LIZARD'S OKAY
"Well Excuuuse me, Princess" counter: 3
Oh of COURSE the Triforce of Wisdom speaks in rhymes
You want a Porsche? A Lamborghini? Pffft, losers, you have no idea what realclass looks like
Ack had to go for a sec, I'm back tho :)
Lmao I think Ganon is my favorite character tbh
Me whenever Link opens his mouth:
