(Here's how the game works: Someone replies to this thread with an out-of-context quote, and the next person to reply has to guess the context of the previous quote, then put in their own out-of-context quote for someone else to guess the context of. I'll go first, then others who wanna play the game can pitch in! Go ham!)
"Stop trying to tape him to the ceiling for fuck's sake."
this. that's all I can think of.
"I would give my life up for a slice."
"Then die."
All I can think of for the quote is just a conversation about pizza.
"Why are you so attracted to ghosts? Isn't that necrophilia?"
Sounds like someone's simping a bit too hard for Tsukasa Yugi and/or Hanako.
"Hey! Spill that on the floor rq"
I got nothing for that one lmao-
"Oi, stop staring at me or I'll grab that there frying pan and commit bonk meme."
probably someone disturbs the other person while cooking chicken soup
"lemme just collect those balls. look at them. so small."
someone dropped a bag of ping pong balls and now they're scattered everywhere
"if you squeak one more time, i'll devour your kneecaps"
Mouse got stuck in a trap and won't stop squeaking.
"I like them before they develop."
Obviously talking about how they like to eat chicken ahaa
"The whole damn ramp wtf?"
this vine: [slides down a ramp] good evening
"I just wanna sit here and feed my birds"
feed the birbs. feed them
"did i really just google how to breathe?"
that line from asdf movie: "I have no idea how to breathe."
"stop lying. I know where you hide your chocolate triangles."
The police are interrogating a potential suspect for the robbery of the Toblerone factory
"It can't be that illegal."
A SWAT team has been called on someone for stealing a candy bar.
"We're gonna fight in the bus parking lot but with guns."
Fist fight in a Denny's parking lot Part 2
"I don't like robots… thinking of things"
Someone HATES AIs
"What if I did it for the vine?"
everyone else screams
I have no clue lmao.
"Arrivederci."
jumps out a window
someone runs away from a school exam
"What do we know about the son's mother?"
"That she's nonbiological."
"No, she's 37."
Talking about someone's mom, I guess?
"Everything black and white is a zebra."
a child is trying to teach another child about animals, but both of them have no clue what they're talking about
"i have a dream. that dream is to commit arrivederci and exit this planet. then probably just float in space for a while."
JoJo Fan combining references
"Attention Disorder Standard Definiton."
the less known cousin of ADHD
"yo gimme those gummies so I can stuff them into that eLeCtRiC sWiTcH" laughs uncontrollably
a kid just being a kid
"shut uP i'm trying to find out where the hell kaito went so i can start a bromance w/ him"