forum Drop your worst jokes here

Started December 24, 2020 by @sock group

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Corny jokes! Punny jokes! Jokes that make you want to smash your face into a wall!
Good jokes will be tolerated :)

what do you all a stack of rocks with an attitude?

a karen!

(if you dont get this, a stack of rocks is called a cairn pronounced caren)

Oh!!
I have a joke!
My life-
Wait, no. Jokes have meaning.

A pirate walked into a bar and sat down next to a gentleman at the counter. He had an eyepatch, a peg leg, and a hook for a hand.
"Woah!" said the man. "You must have been a pirate for a very long time."
"Aye," the pirate said, knocking back a glass of rum.
"How did you get your peg leg?"
"Arr, it was shot off by a cannon during a battle with the Navy!" the pirate said.
"And what about your hand?"
"I lost it in a duel with the great Captain Blackbeard!"
"And your eye?"
"A seagull pooped in my eye while I was looking at the rigging."
"How could you have lost your eye to seagull poop?"
"It was the day AFTER I got my hook!"

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

I caught a Sea Bass! No wait – it's at least a C+!

Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have tiny little anty bodies.

I caught a Sea Bass! No wait – it's at least a C+!

(I see you fellow animal crossing person! XD)

Oh!!
I have a joke!
My life-
Wait, no. Jokes have meaning.

(felt that)

How is Beyonce's twin sister called?
Beytwice ;)