forum Dialogue Prompts Please?

Started May 31, 2018 by @GoblinKing

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please give me dialogue im dying

Can be anything, including swears!

I've got a couple!

"I don't know why you're making such a big deal over this. I was only trying to help."
"Please tell me you did not just give our three year-old an espresso."
"So this is how it ends, huh? Thought I'd be on the other side of the trigger."
"God, you're such a nerd. It's adorable."

I've got a couple!

"I don't know why you're making such a big deal over this. I was only trying to help."
"Please tell me you did not just give our three year-old an espresso."
"So this is how it ends, huh? Thought I'd be on the other side of the trigger."
"God, you're such a nerd. It's adorable."

the second one is perfect,, i love these tsym

"Fuck off, I don't want to talk right now."
"You just failed conquering the world, of course you need to talk."

-"This is not how i planned my night would end"
"Nobody plans to end up in jail."
"Not true, i did once. but thats a story for another time."

-"And no fucks were given"
"Well, a few fucks were given, but not enough to do anything about it"

-"Relax, let the turbulence rock you to sleep"
"you expect me to sleep on this death trap?!"

I've got a couple!

"I don't know why you're making such a big deal over this. I was only trying to help."
"Please tell me you did not just give our three year-old an espresso."
"So this is how it ends, huh? Thought I'd be on the other side of the trigger."
"God, you're such a nerd. It's adorable."

For some reason I read all of these as one prompt and..it's weird

For some reason I read all of these as one prompt and..it's weird

I would love to read that story

For some reason I read all of these as one prompt and..it's weird

I would love to read that story

laughs evilly

"what do you mean the toaster isn't working anymore, I just used it!"–"are you sure that was the toaster?"

"do you ever get that feeling someone is watching you?"–"yeah why?"–"Oh I don't know I was just seeing if it was common to sense that. but also I have that feeling right now and it's telling me there's probably someone watching me."

"hey I really need you to calm down okay, listen, whoever trashed the place looking for you, I think they're still here."

"I WOULD RATHER STUB ALL OF MY TOES AND GET EIGHT PAPER CUTS SIMULTANEOUSLY THAN LISTEN TO YOUR CRAP OKAY"

"duuuuuude if you really think about it worms are the true intelligent species of the earth"

"oh i've been super sick."–"Oh really? what do you have?"–"a bunch of your shit. now get your things and get out of my face."

"This is insane, I am not going to shoot him!" I mean he's selfish and arrogant and conceited he wouldn't know what kindness was if it kicked him in the a… " Ok I think she gets your point now". He said pointedly.