Moffat goes to the doctor
Doctor: Hey whats up?
Moffat: I've been having heart pains lately.
Doctor: Seriously, when did this start?
Moffat: The pain started arou-
Doctor: no, not the pain, the part about you having a heart. I didn't think you had one.
By Doctor I thought you meant the Doctor from Doctor Who and I can honestly see Nine or Twelve saying this to him
I mean that works too
Moffat: Oh come on, I wasn't that bad
The Doctor, taking out multiple charts with pictures of everyone who died/had something horrible happen to them in episodes written by Moffat: Well first of all-
The Doctor: And don't forget amy (the most wonderful woman in the world) and Rory and River and all versions of Clara and Bill and Nardole and Missy and Donna and Rose and Martha and Sarah Jane and Jack and…..
Five hours later
…………And the Yana incarnation of The Master and Polly and Osgood and Astrid Peth and Adrik……….
A few days later
…………..And all the children who died in the Time War and even Davros, honestly, despite him being the creator of uttermost evil I feel sorry for him………….
A few eons later
…………… And last but not least myself, thank you so very much! Not!
Moffat: Erm….. it was for the story to progre-argh! The sweet sound of Moffat's face being punched
The Doctor: That wasn't me, who did that?
Me: It was for the good of the world.
The Doctor: Fair enough.
So, I went to the library and borrowed series 1-3 of sherlock so I can binge watch them all before I write my fanfic. When I got to Reichenbach Fall I had to stop, I almost started to cry at the beginning. Last time I got series 4 I watched episode 1 and I couldn't keep going. But when I went to the library they didn't even have season 4 even though I told myself I was going to watch the whole series this time. This show damages my emotions but also makes me so so so happy.
^^ mood.