forum What would a car be super weird without?
Started by @thehopelessnotebook
tune

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In a future where all forms of personal "motorized" vehicles have been outlawed the red neck have to get creative.
-Hey Bubba what's you workin on.
-Oh hey Rosco. 'Member how them feds took our rigs. Well me and Berma decided to show those corruptocrats what's what, and drive up to DC.
-Hows you plannin to do that. You 'member what they said. "no motorized vehicles"
-Well ise got a plan for that. Wes buildin a crank up truck!
-A what!
-Like a big ole toy car. You crank it up with the engine. Unhitch the engine and then you fly down the big road, and technically since it's not connected it's not motorized.