forum Out-of-context quotes from your writing

Started June 03, 2020 by @jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group

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"'Now I've got two bodies to deal with.'"

“And my parents house is awesome. Yes I still live in my parents house,” Albina said, “There’s nothing wrong with that. At least I think.”

“The world is going to come to an end one day” he plainly stated, as if it were something normal to say to some 14 year old you’ve only talked to five times.

"Maybe you should get back into shape!"
"Round is a shape, Mark!!"

"Out of all the dead cats she'd met, this one was by far the strangest. What kind of dead cat liked eating candy sharks?"

"No, Zofia, that is also on the list of 'Things You Are Not Allowed to Say!'"

"I'm a puddle of leftovers! Zombie soup!"

"I only trust you," Kawan hissed, "because I can break you into a million pieces if there's ever a reason I don't."

• "Kurt Vonnegut was abducted by aliens and you cannot change my mind about that."
• "And I guess once you start getting a little bit tipsy you might as well just go all out and get absolutely shitfaced and end up passed out in a bathtub with no shirt on."
• "Just go an get on the next train to Hawaii."
• "That's incredibly unsettling, thanks."
• "Aspiring superhero vigilante. Living vicariously through myself."
• "I know where you go to school, Dallas," Ara says, "So you can either come today or just wait for me to show up in the parking lot, probably when you least expect it. It’s your call."
• “The only question you’ll be asking is ‘was reading this book a complete waste of time?’ And the answer will be yes.”

"Let's review, you blew up New York's subway system -" "So… pretty good, right?"

"Only god knows how much Catiline eats."

"So basically, I beat his ass with a cactus because he was being a bitch and now I don't think he's capable of having children anymore."

‘She turned her head to the little square shaped area built into the wall and looked at her Fishy-Wishy digital alarm clock (it was literally a red plastic fish on top of a blue alarm clock).’