Conner stood, "I'm gonna get a coffee," he explained, walking to the counter, "As big as you can make it. Black please." he asked, pulling out his wallet and paying as they handed over a rather large mug. The man turned around and sat back, taking a long drink of the coffee
She glanced up at him as he came back. "Got a big enough mug there?"
Teddy almost burst out laughing, he was somehow hanging from a tree by his knees and watching all the shit go down. Pft, I'm bored but this is at least a bit entertaining.
Jordan sighed, absently taking sips of water (which was not, in fact, water, it was vodka) as he gazed at the house across from him. There was a party going on there. He hadn't been invited, and to be honest he didn't think most people in the neighborhood knew he even existed. He sighed, looking away, when some dude hanging from a tree branch from his knees caught his eye. There are some really fucking weird people in this neighborhood, he thought.
Ryan got up, he dragged himself to his car and locked himself inside. He turned on his phone and texted his sister, This place is wack, I got wasted, and now I can hardly stand… you think you can pick me up?
Conner chuckled, "I underestimated the large, I guess," he said, "This thing is bigger than my work ethic," the boy joked, chuckling.
(CONNER IS MY CURRENT MOOD XD)
"It's bigger than my self esteem, that's for sure." She muttered under her breath, pushing her glasses up and returning to her work.
Teddy almost burst out laughing, he was somehow hanging from a tree by his knees and watching all the shit go down. Pft, I'm bored but this is at least a bit entertaining.
Jordan sighed, absently taking sips of water (which was not, in fact, water, it was vodka) as he gazed at the house across from him. There was a party going on there. He hadn't been invited, and to be honest he didn't think most people in the neighborhood knew he even existed. He sighed, looking away when some dude hanging from a tree branch from his knees caught his eye. There are some really fucking weird people in this neighborhood, he thought.
Teddy noticed someone staring at him and gave a huge grin and a wave. I don't even go live here, I'm just here to watch random people make fools out of themselves. He thought while he was waving.
Jordan froze a bit, not sure what to do at first. But after a moment, he was drunkenly happily waving back. In the back of his mind, he thought, don't get up and say hi, there's no reason for that, all he did was wave, but his feet betrayed him, as he found himself walking up to the tree within seconds.
"Hello!" Teddy called out as the man who had been looking at him approached. "You look absolutely wasted." He comments as he gets a better look at the dude.
"Hello! I'm twenty one years old, but I'm noooottt wasted. Promise." In his totally-not-wasted state, Jordan thought that what he said was the perfect, most convincing response to what the man said.
"Hello! I'm twenty one years old, but I'm noooottt wasted. Promise." In his totally-not-wasted state, Jordan thought that what he said was the perfect, most convincing response to what the man said.
Teddy looked him over. "Yeah, you're totally wasted. Want to go prank some idiots?" He asked with an innocent grin.
Jordan shrugged and looked around. "I mean, I've got nothing better to do, I was just being sad and drinking vodka– I mean water, I was drinking water on my porch just a few seconds ago."
(When your characters are whole moods in themselves XD)
Conner chuckled and sipped his coffee and continued writing
Jordan shrugged and looked around. "I mean, I've got nothing better to do, I was just being sad and drinking vodka– I mean water, I was drinking water on my porch just a few seconds ago."
"Yeah." He snorted. "Water." Teddy flipped himself off the branch and landed on his feet, the years of gymnastics paying the fuck off to impress this cute dude.
She drained her coffee and checked the time. "Right, it's getting late, I should get going. Jace is probably wondering where I am." She sighed. Why was her sister like this?
Jordan shrugged and looked around. "I mean, I've got nothing better to do, I was just being sad and drinking vodka– I mean water, I was drinking water on my porch just a few seconds ago."
"Yeah." He snorted. "Water." Teddy flipped himself off the branch and landed on his feet, the years of gymnastics paying the fuck off to impress this cute dude.
Jordan swayed a bit when he saw the man do whatever graceful ninja move he had just done while getting off that tree. Maybe he was feeling a little extra gay because he was drunk, but at that moment he definitely thought that doing ninja flips off a tree branch qualified as cute, possibly hot guy material. "That was awesome," he said, still in awe.
Conner looked up and smiled, "Alright. I'll probably be here for awhile," he rubbed his eyes, "I still have a lot of work to do"
"Don't die of sleep deprivation." She chuckled and gathered her things, paid for the coffee, and placed a small folded piece of paper on the table in front of him holding her phone number. 'It was fun hanging out with you. Text me sometime.'
Jordan shrugged and looked around. "I mean, I've got nothing better to do, I was just being sad and drinking vodka– I mean water, I was drinking water on my porch just a few seconds ago."
"Yeah." He snorted. "Water." Teddy flipped himself off the branch and landed on his feet, the years of gymnastics paying the fuck off to impress this cute dude.
Jordan swayed a bit when he saw the man do whatever graceful ninja move he had just done while getting off that tree. Maybe he was feeling a little extra gay because he was drunk, but at that moment he definitely thought that doing ninja flips off a tree branch qualified as cute, possibly hot guy material. "That was awesome," he said, still in awe.
"Thanks!" Teddy said as he blew some hair away from his face, giving an adorable smile. If this guy was amazed by my flips, he's going to be heartbroken when he realizes I learned it in gymnastics.
Jordan shrugged and looked around. "I mean, I've got nothing better to do, I was just being sad and drinking vodka– I mean water, I was drinking water on my porch just a few seconds ago."
"Yeah." He snorted. "Water." Teddy flipped himself off the branch and landed on his feet, the years of gymnastics paying the fuck off to impress this cute dude.
Jordan swayed a bit when he saw the man do whatever graceful ninja move he had just done while getting off that tree. Maybe he was feeling a little extra gay because he was drunk, but at that moment he definitely thought that doing ninja flips off a tree branch qualified as cute, possibly hot guy material. "That was awesome," he said, still in awe.
"Thanks!" Teddy said as he blew some hair away from his face, giving an adorable smile. If this guy was amazed by my flips, he's going to be heartbroken when he realizes I learned it in gymnastics.
"Soooo…. pranks, right? That's what we're doing?" he said, unable to stop himself from mirroring the guy's smile.
"Yes! I was thinking we spike the rootbeer. Who has a lifetime supply of it at a party anyhow? Rootbeer is gross."
"*Spike it? You don't mean with drugs, right? Because that's just rude."
"Nah, I have a few miny bottles of deep eddy vodka™, we can spike it with that!" Teddy said as he pulled a few small bottles out of his bag.
"Hmm… I have a feeling people wouldn't mind that though… some people here actually want to get drunk… how about we find something like salt? Or pepper? Or garlic powder? And then maybe we could pair it with vodka?"
Conner looked at the note, then her, smiling, "Will do, Roxie," he said, "It was fun," he agreed
"Let's do salt! I have a few packets, don't ask why." He said cheerfully, he had a dealer for a lot of things…
"I'll see you around." She smiled and headed home, right into the receiving end of her sister's anger for leaving the party with someone she'd just met.
Conner watched her walk away, a smile permanently stuck on his face. He turned back to the note and unfolded it, putting the number into his phone before he turned back to his work
"Let's do salt! I have a few packets, don't ask why." He said cheerfully, he had a dealer for a lot of things…
"Perfect!" he exclaimed. "Please direct me to the root beer, handsome sir."
"Let's do salt! I have a few packets, don't ask why." He said cheerfully, he had a dealer for a lot of things…
"Perfect!" he exclaimed. "Please direct me to the root beer, handsome sir."
"To the root beer we go!" Teddy smiled, pointing to where the ungodly amount of devil blood was.