forum Period Crap

Started October 08, 2018 by Deleted user

tune

Soo apparently my sister's been stealing my pads and that's why they're disappearing so fast. No idea what to do with this information

Talk to her about it? Maybe you should go pick up some more and hide them for emergencies? Idk.

I'm really craving Pizza Rolls, but my brother ate them all and there is a 85% chance of death. Whether him or me, we'll find out

YEETS you some pizza rolls

UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Guys don't understand anything!!!!!

What happened?

Stupid stalker kid wanting me to like him, asking me over and over if I'm okay, when anyone can clearly see that NO! I am not okay! Not to mention already that he is stalking me. Like kid I feel like crap, and I will make you feel like crap if you do not leave me alone.

What is the weirdest thing somebody said to you about your period? One of mine is "So you shove that whole thing up your *Whispers 'baby factory'? Plastic included?" (Talking about tampons)

I… don't use tampons. They're weird. So… I can understand confusion.

"Wait how can it be discreet? It's bright orange!" About a pad

Weird question for all of you. Do you have a code word amongst your friends for period? We say Janice is visiting specifically referencing Janice from Friends because she’s super annoying and just keeps showing up.

I just say period. I'm just… I'll forget codewords and I don't like them because I prefer to just be directs is all.

It’s just easier to talk to your friends and say like Janice is stabbing me help than mEnStRaL cRaMpS.

THAT THING

that's the codeword

I'm just like, hey Ima go take ibuprofen and try not to die lmao

I was up until 3:00 in the morning due to cramps. I hate everything right now.

we say "devil town" as a refrence to cavetown.

Suffer time

'Mother Nature's bloody waterfall' usually gets the point across.

Sometimes I think our bodies are just trying to kill us slowly.

Can't be killed if you're already dead inside ;)

But the outside can still feel pain.

This true. Female bodies need to chill.

Right?! Like come on, we have enough problems already without this.

Girls at my school just look at each-other, nod, and we know.

Or we just say "girl problems" or "she has cramps"

That too, here.

Shark week. That's what we call it in my house.

at my house we call it a period

Given that my household is my mom, me (biologically female, and still technically female but questioning), and my sister, as well as literally ALL OUR PETS being female (Sparky, why is that even slightly important?), and my kind but awkward brother who carries around at least four extra pads in case me or my sister forget to bring any but doesn't like talking about periods that much (we normally don't -periods are no fucking joke) and my dad who's cool about feminine hygiene (well, gotta be cool about something amiright? I guess gay marriage rights can slip right by you, huh? HUH?! COME AT ME DAD!!! WHY U NO RAINBOW, HUH? Sorry I'll call them down now, he's accepting enough to leave me before alone about it normally, at the very least.) it's safe to say that we can be pretty lax. I mean, I love my family a lot and there are advantages to having two nurses for parents and a mom who's worked in maternal and family care for a while and knows everything about this stuff, and a sad that prefers to not know as much but always answers whatever questions my sister and I have that we don't ask mom and will go to the store in whatever time or weather just to get us the stuff we need. I really think I could be worse off, I totally hate my fam sometimes and that's justifiable (yeah we don't talk about Pride. At least my mom apologized for the incident.) but they're just… cool.