Waluigi is god. Waluigi is life as we know it. Waluigi is the only real existing thing on earth. Waluigi is everything. Amen
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aRE YOU QUESTIONING THE HOLY GOD WALUIGI? nO ONE QUESTIONS THE HOLY GOD WALUIGI AND GETS AWAY THIS IT REEEEEEEEEE!!!!
no no im sorry i am just mildly confused pleez d-don't hurt me or anything ;w;
Good. No one can question the god WALUIGI. If anyone does they will have to deal with my brothers Waluigi cult me and Emi.
Just remember to F E A R T H E C A R R O T S
mildly gently booshing the slim reptile
NEVER DISRESPECT THE ONSIE.
“Kill yourself,”
Me: No thanks, I’ll let you kill me.
Time to go get murdered by prehistoric hybrid blobs!
Random dragon: weird ass derp voice tHANK YOU FOR RELEASING ME
I had a dream where 4 million people died in Alaska. There was sO much bLOOD
-my 6 yr old sister
Down with the patriarchy!!
Joanne took our only gun!
“MUFFIN”
“When you bring your legacy to a gunfight”
“Jesus Christ is everyone’s daddy”
“Is my shoe untied?!”
“When you bring your legacy to a gunfight”
is that a Hamilton reference by any chance
“When you bring your legacy to a gunfight”
is that a Hamilton reference by any chance
Yeah it is. I was referencing one of those “when you bring your knife to a gunfight” memes and my friend came up with that.
“Tuuunes Duude” or “Mr Manners matters” or maybe “Fluffy-winged dougebags” how about, “Lucifer, you’re my brother and I love you, but you are a great big bag of dicks.”
"Oh please. If you were in my harem, I'd shoot myself."
"If I were in your harem, I'd shoot you too."
“Frick on a catapult”
“Don’t mind is, we’re just beheading people”
“You look like an egg”
“Uh huh, is that what your boyfriend says to you?”
“We share a wall quit denying things- also ENUNCIATE”