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Started February 07, 2018 by @remarkab.le

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That's sweet!

Don’t you just love when the best fucking person in the entire world leaves because his dad is an ass?

hm?

I’ve been dating this guy, (long distance) and basically we couldn’t tell our parents. His dad went through his phone and found out and now we can’t talk, call anything…. yea he made us break up and it hurts a fuck ton because I love him a fuck ton…

oh no, i'm so sorry! :(

oh my god I can’t even imagine. that sounds awful I’m so sorry :(

Get a Pinterest account, and find him. You can chat and it's hidden from view. That's what I have done previously… Idk if that helps or not……

Hello my lovely children! I come asking for any sort of helpful advice on flirting. There’s this really cute guy and he has a great body and ya girl wants to get his attention without having to be any sort of naked. What should my approach be? He doesn’t seem to be too talkative

A simple compliment can go a long way, especially for a guy who isn't super talkative.

Yeah i guess, but what if he just doesn’t want to talk to me. And it’s over snap so idk if he has a gf or not so idk what i could compliment without it possibly going really south lol

Brycen is right. Dudes rarely get compliments. Just tell him you think he's cool

I was gonna say show off ur personality… But Idk if you can really do that if it's over Snap… Ummm… Straight up ask if he has a gf, if he does…. Well I'll leave you to decide that. Plus complementing a guy boosts his ego and he may feel attracted to you if he knows ur gonna say he looks good… Idk man I just have a viking… And we bond by throwing axes at stuff and yeeting ourselves off of boats…

Just never ask about the yeeting ourselves off an island to get to our boat… It was kinda an accident but worth it…

oh dear

Not oh dear but oh bear

oh bear

See accident but worth it twas a great time

A Bear and a boat… Nothing bad could have possibly happened

wait what

What is correct if you would like to know all ya have to say is yes or another form of yes

oh no

Okay no one was hurt and the bear was fine. It did take our boat for a test drive though

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it—it what now???

i'm just imagining a bear driving a boat

That's basically it… I visited Alaska about a week ago, and me and Elias went out on a boat. We went to an island, ( I should have known trouble would come because the island is called Kodiak island for a reason) and walked around. Well we forgot to take the keys out of the boat, and when we came back a cub had gotten on the boat and it got up to where the accelerator was, and we scared it and it leaned on the accelerator, and de boat slowly putt putted away, and I have never seen Elias strip so fast (Not in any way sexual I promise) he dove into the water and swam after the boat. Long story short, he caught up to the boat, climbed in, drove it back to the island, picked up the cub and put it on the shore. I picked up his clothes threw them in the boat, and took I off my jacket. I packed up our crap and threw it into the boat, and looked around, and behold there was the mama of the cub staring me down. Elias panicked, hit the accelerator, and left me on the island. I backed up into the water, facing said mama bear, and swam out to our boat like 100 meters from shore. Believe me Elias had an earful. His clothes were dry, and mine were not. I was beyond pissed. So that's the story. Ta Daa!!!

oh my god

i love it

gtg, night winty <3

I didn't at the time but it's cool. The water was only 46 degrees. It was beyond cold man…

gtg, night winty <3

Alright night Ravens. I need to get sleep tooooo <3

Helooooo friends