I just read an amazing thing:
MY name is chicken nugget and i eat chicken legs ik ik its weird and technically cannabilism but who cares its not illegal and its really tasty. No idc what you say it taste good its not illegal. No I’m not addicted idc what you say i could quit, *takes all chicken in vfvacinity and finds cops to keep them under house arrest, they check on this guy in the morning but just find a hole bunch of bones on the ground in the living room, they search for him for years but never find him, then the top experts realize they cant find him bc he died the night that he was put under house arrest, how did he died, it was suicide he had eaten most of himself and then just jumped in the fireplace so some of his bones could chill on the floor well time for our next case Romeo and Juliet how did they really die
holyshitthankyousomuchthatjustmademyday
Okay a guy in my ELA class wrote that and I’m still having a seizure over it oml
wait you know the person who did that xD
Ohmygod 😂😂
Me and Luke are pretending to be a straight couple
I’m sure I’ve mentioned him before but maybe not
Oh yea I just didn’t know his user.
Oh, well yeah. He’s my gay boyfriend.
Lol we were just sad cause I want a girlfriend that I can talk to and cuddle with and hug and stuff and he wants the same but a with a boy. So he was like “you’re my girlfriend but not really.” And yeah. He’s my gay boyfriend cause we talk a lot and hug and stuff
Sorry that was a lot of rambling
Meh it’s okay
In my life I have to play three FUCKING LEDGERS HIGHER THAN I USUALLY DO I SOUND LIKE A DYING ANIMAL WHAT THE FUCK WERE THESE MUSIC PRODUCERS THINKING
Whoa wait on a flute????
You’re gonna be like those high frequency sound waves that only smol people can hear
yES ON A GODDAMN FLUTE
I SOUND LIKE I”M TRYING TO KILL A SMALL ANIMAL
Lol try playing that in the middle of the night.
WTF HOW ARE YOU EVEN SUPPOSED TO PLAY THAT
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW
Okay it’s not hard to play but the transition is like RINKSDJFDKDKFJKFSJDJSMKSOSI and they want us to play it
Majestically
Like majestic my ass it’s whatever I want it to be
yeah like how do you even play that majestically?????
I believe in you tho
I want to find this Gilroy guy and kill him
