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@The-N-U-T-Cracker

I have a bunch of tiny scars all over the sides of my legs.

…You might be wondering, "Oh NutElla The Extremely Brave, Humble, And Not at All Lazy Bean Of Superiority, what heroic missions were you on that caused such a terrible injury?" And well, my friends, I was epically following my daily routine of sitting outside for an hour a day on a children's swingset while listening to music through my headphones when suddenly, I realized that the swingset is a bit small for my slightly large hips. I stayed out there anyway because I'm an idiot completely fearless and refuse to be restrained from my daily dose of childishness, but alas, I had to bravely and heroically suffer the consequences. The scars are now healing due to the fact that, after two years of being possibly too heavy awesome for this playground, it finally gave in, snapped in half, and fell to the ground with me on it. I guess sometimes being this incredibly superior has its consequences… flicks hair dramatically

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I don't even know

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

I feel that. I have scar on my leg because I was in the shower, shaving, and I spazzed out because I saw something that I thought was a spider, and I cut myself real bad, but then I realized that it was my sister's hair, and I felt real stupid

…That sounds exactly like something I would do

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Spiders are basically demons

I take offense to that statement, spiders aren't all demons.

Yes they are. They need to go back to the fire pit in which they came from. Actually, now that I think about it, that could be the explanation as to why Australia has so many spiders… It's currently hot there so they feel more at home

@ElderGod-Carrots

Spiders are basically demons

I take offense to that statement, spiders aren't all demons.

Yes they are. They need to go back to the fire pit in which they came from. Actually, now that I think about it, that could be the explanation as to why Australia has so many spiders… It's currently hot there so they feel more at home

It's not that hot here right now but it's possible

@Mojack group

I was getting dressed one day this week and there was a spider hanging from a web from my fan.

Tarantulas however, I generally like.

@ravens

I feel that. I have scar on my leg because I was in the shower, shaving, and I spazzed out because I saw something that I thought was a spider, and I cut myself real bad, but then I realized that it was my sister's hair, and I felt real stupid

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