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@SaltyLasagna

I think I've seen that and honestly I've never wanted to try something more….
but like that would be catastrophic

same
but there was this episode on the good doctor where a kid actually tried it and had to go to the ER to get it out… it was funny tho

@faltering_through pets

lmaoo why would you even want to stuff a lightbulb in your mouth anyway, unless you're that hungry and desperate, I swear sometimes we can be a little too curious

because think about it
that lightbulb can go in your mouth so easily. You can just slip that little fucker right in
but for some reason you can't get it out which is horrible but the whole thing is still tempting for some reason

well true it does sound a little tempting, the only thing I can think of is how that could be used as a torture technique lmao

@SaltyLasagna

lmaoo why would you even want to stuff a lightbulb in your mouth anyway, unless you're that hungry and desperate, I swear sometimes we can be a little too curious

because think about it
that lightbulb can go in your mouth so easily. You can just slip that little fucker right in
but for some reason you can't get it out which is horrible but the whole thing is still tempting for some reason

well true it does sound a little tempting, the only thing I can think of is how that could be used as a torture technique lmao

well that's an interesting way to look at it

@faltering_through pets

lmaoo why would you even want to stuff a lightbulb in your mouth anyway, unless you're that hungry and desperate, I swear sometimes we can be a little too curious

because think about it
that lightbulb can go in your mouth so easily. You can just slip that little fucker right in
but for some reason you can't get it out which is horrible but the whole thing is still tempting for some reason

well true it does sound a little tempting, the only thing I can think of is how that could be used as a torture technique lmao

well that's an interesting way to look at it

I guess so, I tend to come off as a dark person sometimes, I would like to say I'm very sane though. and great, now the only thing I can think about is stuffing a lightbulb in my mouth instead of doing my History work

@SaltyLasagna

lmaoo why would you even want to stuff a lightbulb in your mouth anyway, unless you're that hungry and desperate, I swear sometimes we can be a little too curious

because think about it
that lightbulb can go in your mouth so easily. You can just slip that little fucker right in
but for some reason you can't get it out which is horrible but the whole thing is still tempting for some reason

well true it does sound a little tempting, the only thing I can think of is how that could be used as a torture technique lmao

well that's an interesting way to look at it

I guess so, I tend to come off as a dark person sometimes, I would like to say I'm very sane though. and great, now the only thing I can think about is stuffing a lightbulb in my mouth instead of doing my History work

I'm sorryyyyy

@faltering_through pets

lmao I'm kidding dude, you're good, if there is anything you need to know about me is that 90% of what I say is always a joke or at least I try to make it seem like a joke lol

@faltering_through pets

lmao I get that, sometimes I try to joke around with people who I don't even know to get to know them and they give me this blank ass stare like tf you were supposed to at least smile (I also have a horrible habit of pranking my friends)

@SaltyLasagna

Y'know what's uncomfortable? My boyfriend making vulgar jokes while I'm on the phone with him in the middle of class…

okay but why are you on the phone with him in the middle of class

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Y'know what's uncomfortable? My boyfriend making vulgar jokes while I'm on the phone with him in the middle of class…

okay but why are you on the phone with him in the middle of class

Because my teacher knows that I don't take shit from anyone…

@SaltyLasagna

Y'know what's uncomfortable? My boyfriend making vulgar jokes while I'm on the phone with him in the middle of class…

okay but why are you on the phone with him in the middle of class

Because my teacher knows that I don't take shit from anyone…

makes sense
but do you just not like vulgar jokes?

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Y'know what's uncomfortable? My boyfriend making vulgar jokes while I'm on the phone with him in the middle of class…

okay but why are you on the phone with him in the middle of class

Because my teacher knows that I don't take shit from anyone…

makes sense
but do you just not like vulgar jokes?

Oh, no, I LOVE vulgar jokes… It's just that I almost put him on speaker before he did so… I'm gonna have to kick his ass later…

@SaltyLasagna

Y'know what's uncomfortable? My boyfriend making vulgar jokes while I'm on the phone with him in the middle of class…

okay but why are you on the phone with him in the middle of class

Because my teacher knows that I don't take shit from anyone…

makes sense
but do you just not like vulgar jokes?

Oh, no, I LOVE vulgar jokes… It's just that I almost put him on speaker before he did so… I'm gonna have to kick his ass later…

sjdfghjsdhfgkljhfdg I would've done the same
I remember I was on a voice chat with my best friend and some online friends and she was like "hold on I'm in the living room and you're on speaker, my parents are here so please don't do anything stupid"
I'm not going to type here all of the things me and my friends said after that but you probably get the idea lol

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Y'know what's uncomfortable? My boyfriend making vulgar jokes while I'm on the phone with him in the middle of class…

okay but why are you on the phone with him in the middle of class

Because my teacher knows that I don't take shit from anyone…

makes sense
but do you just not like vulgar jokes?

Oh, no, I LOVE vulgar jokes… It's just that I almost put him on speaker before he did so… I'm gonna have to kick his ass later…

sjdfghjsdhfgkljhfdg I would've done the same
I remember I was on a voice chat with my best friend and some online friends and she was like "hold on I'm in the living room and you're on speaker, my parents are here so please don't do anything stupid"
I'm not going to type here all of the things me and my friends said after that but you probably get the idea lol

Likewise… It's too vulgar for public…

@SaltyLasagna

Y'know what's uncomfortable? My boyfriend making vulgar jokes while I'm on the phone with him in the middle of class…

okay but why are you on the phone with him in the middle of class

Because my teacher knows that I don't take shit from anyone…

makes sense
but do you just not like vulgar jokes?

Oh, no, I LOVE vulgar jokes… It's just that I almost put him on speaker before he did so… I'm gonna have to kick his ass later…

sjdfghjsdhfgkljhfdg I would've done the same
I remember I was on a voice chat with my best friend and some online friends and she was like "hold on I'm in the living room and you're on speaker, my parents are here so please don't do anything stupid"
I'm not going to type here all of the things me and my friends said after that but you probably get the idea lol

Likewise… It's too vulgar for public…

lolll I would've said something horrible on purpose
this is why my friends never put me on speaker phone anymore

@faltering_through pets

Lmao I don't usually crack jokes of that sort since my mom would kill me if I let one slip at home but I'm pretty chill with jokes like that since all my friends do that between each other