So it's set in the 90's, Leslie (Red Shoes) and Elijah (comedy relief) are dating, it's all that and a bag of chips. Leslie is still super popular and friends with everyone like in the original, blah blah. The friend, dubbed 'Erica', is here as well, and deems Leslie trustworthy enough of a secret:
She's pregnant.
With an alien.
THAT'S RIGHT MY DUDES, WITH AN ALIEN. So the aliens want to take over the world so they've chosen Erica and a couple more young girls as hosts for their kids so that the alien children will have no trouble taking over the world once they're on it. Now, obviously this is a little extreme for Leslie and she starts hallucinating, lucid dreaming, going a little wack. She thinks her pet chamaeleon is talking to her, etc. Now here's where it gets fun.
Erica, unlike the other girls, knows what's happening and is trying her hardest to resist, and so the aliens have injected her (?????) with some weird thingy that takes control of her brain and makes her hurt herself and others. Leslie and Elijah try their hardest to help but it's simply no use, trying to solve the mystery of how to stop the aliens.
Then, three weeks before the aliens are due to enter the world, the three hatch a plan. A nasty 'lil plan. They're going to hitchhike onto a NASA spaceship/thingy (I haven't done my 90's research yet) and visit the alien's headquarters.
They barely survive the trip, but when they do they learn that the aliens are exceedingly powerful and have taken over every other planet in the universe. The only thing keeping them from earth is its ozone layer, which is why they chose Erica and the other girls as hosts instead. So, Elijah is the real hero of the day and unplugs the weird injection thing and then they manage to brainwash one of the alien doctors to take the alien out of Erica. They come to the nasty decision that they must kill the other girls in order to save the earth, so with great regret, they do it. Then they go back but get no awards because it's the 90's and people don't believe them and Elijah goes to an asylum but comes back 15 years later to marry Leslie.
Description of Strategies
I wandered often
Into the unknown
Small, tentative steps
Reaching with my mind
Where my flesh cannot follow
Curious
But deathly afraid
Afraid of what I’d discovered
If I strayed too far
Safe-guarding the bliss of ignorance
While trying to see
What is, was, and will be
(is this an edit I made for me and my girlfriend? yes, yes it is.)
Here you go!!!
Words of encouragement from Shuri-kun!
What's up everyone, I just wanted to say, that you're all such wonderful people…
Each one of you, is smarter, stronger, more simpatico, and more beautiful, than even you know! Such a wonderful culmination of writers, artists, musicians and badasses, each and every one of you a crucial, adamantine pillar holding up the temple that is this site. I love you all more than words can express… And I support you enough to help you carry any burden… Each one of you has the personal fortitude to pick up the shattered pieces of your broken heart and keep going… And as you scale the terraces of this metaphorical "Purgatory of Troubles", I'm sure you'll find it easier to keep calm and carry no, no matter what…
So if you're feeling under the weather, just read this, drink some warm milk, take a shower, and find a way to love yourselves. If you need advice, if you need love, if you need support, if you need to rant, vent or get a few things off your chest PM me, and I'll help you til' my last breath! And I'm sure all of you would do the same for eachother. So keep this community a tight-knit one!
See you round, darlings!
[2015] Introduces ISOS-Introduces ARSON/SAKA-Introduces ghosts
alloys, pharmaceuticals, electronics, cosmetics, pigments, and organic synthesis
Dude no
Not that thing again
A month without uploading he comes back with a tag that no one even tagged him in he’s not a challenge to drag
So prepare for an attack and by that I mean cringe
‘Cause this motherf***er’s about to get dragged by his fringe
First things first you’re freakishly tall it’s weird you look like a noodle
You’ve got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just look like a poodle (hobbit)
Throw in a really annoying posh voice and yep, that’s Dan
You’re what would happen if Winnie The Pooh f***ed Slenderman
You procrastinate making videos ‘cause being judged is scary
You’re so close to being forgotten the hate’s imaginary
The only reason you get views is ‘cause you’re another white guy that people ship with his friend
‘Cause they think it’s kawaii
Oh?
Reasons why Dan’s a fail (yay)
I’ll give you some
You never tweet
You overeat
All you do is cry and sleep
Your jokes are sh**posts and memes with no originality
Your family’s sad you flopped your law degree at university
And everything that’s embarrassing that’s from your past you just delete
You were vegan for like three weeks
Then what? You missed the meat?
Wow I’m so impressed by your clear moral integrity
You try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic
But can’t make toast without tumblr saying you’re problematic
I could go on
There’s more if I check
There’s more things on this list than chins on your neck
On your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death
A hundred? Yeah.
When getting out of bed makes you out of breath?
So your celebrity crush was J-Law but now it’s Evan P?
What the f*** even is your sexuality?
It’s hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry.
I think it’s just to hide that you’re secretly a furry
I’m joking
Obviously
Okay, that went deep
Repress it?
Yep
Before I start crying let’s wrap this sh** up
I’m gonna go and m********* then cry into a slice of pizza
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sobs
In Alpine folklore, the Tatzelwurm or Stollenwurm is a lizard-like creature, often described as having the face of a cat, with a serpent-like body which may be slender or stubby, with four short legs or two forelegs.
The alleged creature is sometimes said to be venomous, or attacks with poisonous breath, and to make a high-pitched or hissing sound.
Anecdotes describing encounters with the creature or briefly described lore about them can be found in several areas of Europe, including the Austrian, Bavarian, Italian and Swiss Alps. It has several other regional names, including Bergstutz, Springwurm, Praatzelwurm, and in French, arassas.
This is the last thing I copied:
Orthrus
That's really boring but oof.
