forum The Star's Apprentice: A One-On-One (CLOSED)

Started October 09, 2018 by Deleted user

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Luke smiled. Well none taken but out of you guys and humans we are the least cival minded and i just follow what my instincts say. But why are you blushing?" Luke asked

"Um, it's a thing. A skin condition. Or something." he lied. "Never mind, I'll just start cooking something up for the both of us, and let's drop the subject!"

Luke scolded him, " Why were you blushing i will go get your sister and have her beat it out of you." He said glaring at him.

"You don't know how to get to her office." Bjol said. "And I was just flustered, okay? Just leave it!" he snapped, then began to prepare a meal. "Listen, I'm sorry, I'd just rather thou nay push the subject. Are we agreed?"

Luke looked away and then started moving his hands to form a portal. Although it had not worked before he was still gonna try again.

"Don't, you won't be able to just yet." Bjol said, as if he knew what Luke was thinking. Which he very much might have. He placed some rolls on a dish, then levitated two bowls towards him and filled them with a warm, delicious smelling soup.

Luke got to open a little part when a cat came running into the room. " D*MN CAT!!" He yelled trying again

"Cat. Right. Anyways, food is ready, I suggest you eat it while it's still hot." Bjol said.

Luke smelled the soup and stopped. " MMMM Is that soup i smell?" He said running to the table

"Yes, it is. Here, something to drink." he said, pouring a somewhat blue liquid into a glass and handing it to Luke.

( I think this is the best rp ever)
" What is this and when will that one girl be back out?" Luke said drinking the somewhat blue liquid and hoping he would be taught more stuff tommorow.

(Oh, thank you! I try, lol.)
"Oh, it's basically alcohol, but for our species. Don't worry, it isn't very strong at all, but I've heard it's medicinal. Or something." Bjol said. Unfortunately, he had made a major miscalculation. While a star could drink it no trouble, and it would take a lot of the stuff to get them drunk, even a small sip could make a human incredibly intoxicated. But Bjol, the oblivious man he was, did not at all think before giving it to Luke, and it was far too late to change anything now. He just hoped the effects would kick off quickly.

Luke drank the entire thing no problem. " Hey that was good do you have anymore?" Luke said effects not working. " I thought this stuff was supposed to intoxicate me or make me drunk?" Luke said fast.

"Ah, well, yes I suppose." Bjol said. Maybe the alcohol took longer to metabolize? It could be a ticking time bomb for an incredibly awkward situation, but he didn't want to worry Luke, so he poured another glass.
(Here's me sitting here slightly hoping that the "time bomb for an awkward situation" theory is right but whatever. I just want a little comedy, idk lol. Ignore me.)

Luke then tipped over falling into Bjols hands. " Lollipops?" He said rolling in his arms.
( What do you mean sorry i have a very low IQ level obvisly. )

(Like, it would take a while to happen but then basically hit unexpectedly. Idk, just ignore me. And your IQ is fine.)
"Erm, yes? No? Maybe? What exactly… erm…" Bjol trailed off.

Luke fell over and fell asleep on the floor.

"Erm…." Bjol didn't know what to say. By the goddess, what have I done? he thought.

(Gtg, be back later!)

( OK BYE HAVE FUN!!!!!!)
Luke started mumbling in his sleep. and he started twitching as well.

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"Yvaine?" Bjol asked, sending a telepathic message. "Yes, brother dearest?" Yvaine sighed. "I think I accidentally killed your apprentice." he told her. "Oh, that was quick. Well, get rid of the body, I guess." she said dismissively.

Luke then jumped up screaming. " IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT!!!"

"Okay, not dead then. Call you back later." Bjol said hurriedly. "I suppose you are sexy, but, erm, you need to calm down please."

Luke was obnocious and drunk and couldn't blush or respond but he tried. " Why thankyou!" He said stumbling. " But you say and mumble 'Erm' Alot!" Luke stated

"I guess I do. Listen, I need to get you medical attention, I'm not sure what effect the, ah, alcohol will have on you, I need to get it out of your system." Bjol said.

Luke stumbled against Bjol and pointed his finger at his face. " YOU Are something else and-" He fainted and fell on the floor.

"Oh dear!" Bjol said. He resolved to picking Luke up bridal-style, carrying him down to the medical center.

Luke jerked his head twitching again and again talking in his sleep. " I love you mum don't leave me now! He won't hurt you he's only a monster!"