forum Period Crap
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@RedTheLoveless

Mine finally ended yesterday but I feel like shit for other reasons. Also my prescription was refilled one day late and I'm pissed cuz I made sure to call it in a week in advance but noooo let's fuck up Red's week instead

@ravens

for some reason they used to be 7 days long but lately they've been 6 days and i dunno why
not that i'm complaining or anything, heavens no. it's great. but weird

@_sleeby_rat_

mine are really weird. sometimes it'll last for two days and sometimes it'll last for a week and a half. though the time before this month I had one for like 3 days and it was wonderful

@TinyMagicWolf pets

Pssst.
Wanna hear about the first time I ever went to SeaWorld Orlando?

It was with one of my mom's life-long friends, who I've known since I was a baby. She's a really cool, down-to-earth, vegan lady who I call Sage~Sama (because, at the time, I was in a faze where I gave everyone one of those anime-ish titles, and that one name stuck with us). She lived in Florida at the time, and it was summer break, and she came down to where we live, hung out for like a day, and then the two of us got on the road.

At one point, we had to stop for gas, and I had to use the restroom. So I went in, found the restroom, sat down…

No…
NO
…yyyep, that's blood.

I HAD TO ENDURE MY PERIOD DURING MY FIRST EVER TRIP TO SEAWORLD. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS NOT TO CRY BECAUSE, OF FUCKING COURSE IT HAS TO HAPPEN AT THIS EXACT TIME. BUT I DID IT. I WENT ON THE RIDES, super fun by the way, TRIED NOT TO WASTE OUR TIME WITH CONSTANTLY STOPPING TO GO TO THE NEAREST RESTROOM TO MAKE SURE THE DANG PAD WASN'T WET OR LEAKY OR WHATEVER WITH MY PARANOID ASS, AND WALKED AROUND FOR HOURS TRYING NOT TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I HAD SOME SORT OF INJURY 'CAUSE I WAS WALKING FUNNY.

ON TOP OF THAT, SHE'S A TEACHER, SO FOR MOST OF THE TIME THERE, SHE'D TAKE ME TO HER SCHOOL IN THE MORNING WHERE SHE HAD TO TEACH THESE SUMMER SCHOOL KIDS AND I'D BE SITTING THERE IN THE BACK JUST LIKE "HI DON'T MIND ME, KIDDIES, JUST SUFFERING K THANKS."
The only thing that made THAT part of the experience not total hell was that they were nice kids. Like, the girls liked my outfits, and the boys were really nice to me and they all kept trying to come back and talk to me. I got to help with some of the learning games every now and then too, so that was cool.

BUT I DIGRESS.

PERIOD. SEAWORLD. FUCK. LIKE, I FELT NO PAINS BEFORE-HAND OR ANYTHING, IT JUST KINDA SURPRISED ME LIKE "HEY GUESS WHAT? FUCK YOU, HAVE FUN THIS WEEK HAHAHAAHA"

I was lucky enough for it to have stopped during the last day, and Sage~Sama kept me there for an extra day because Mom said it was cool. THAT'S actually when we went to the beach and did some other fun stuff and… That was like a year or so ago, but I'm still upset 'cause it was supposed to be a nice girl-time week, AND it was first time at SeaWorld and I barely got to properly enjoy any of it.

So yeah…m'kay, sorry, bye

Deleted user

I got my first period at school, on picture day. I was wearing light jeans. You can see the end of the story ….

@RedTheLoveless

Lmao I got my first period right after I took a shower and was about to head over to a friend's birthday party. Spent the whole time sitting uncomfortably and in various amounts of pain.

@Darkblossom group

I got my first period on a Sunday right before me and my mom left for someplace and afterward i spent the whole day lying in bed, bored and in pain. It was the worst.

@SaltyLasagna

I got mine at school in the middle of history
my dumbass forgot what a period was and panicked in the bathroom for like ten minutes before going home

Deleted user

Pssst.
Wanna hear about the first time I ever went to SeaWorld Orlando?

It was with one of my mom's life-long friends, who I've known since I was a baby. She's a really cool, down-to-earth, vegan lady who I call Sage~Sama (because, at the time, I was in a faze where I gave everyone one of those anime-ish titles, and that one name stuck with us). She lived in Florida at the time, and it was summer break, and she came down to where we live, hung out for like a day, and then the two of us got on the road.

At one point, we had to stop for gas, and I had to use the restroom. So I went in, found the restroom, sat down…

No…
NO
…yyyep, that's blood.

I HAD TO ENDURE MY PERIOD DURING MY FIRST EVER TRIP TO SEAWORLD. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS NOT TO CRY BECAUSE, OF FUCKING COURSE IT HAS TO HAPPEN AT THIS EXACT TIME. BUT I DID IT. I WENT ON THE RIDES, super fun by the way, TRIED NOT TO WASTE OUR TIME WITH CONSTANTLY STOPPING TO GO TO THE NEAREST RESTROOM TO MAKE SURE THE DANG PAD WASN'T WET OR LEAKY OR WHATEVER WITH MY PARANOID ASS, AND WALKED AROUND FOR HOURS TRYING NOT TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I HAD SOME SORT OF INJURY 'CAUSE I WAS WALKING FUNNY.

ON TOP OF THAT, SHE'S A TEACHER, SO FOR MOST OF THE TIME THERE, SHE'D TAKE ME TO HER SCHOOL IN THE MORNING WHERE SHE HAD TO TEACH THESE SUMMER SCHOOL KIDS AND I'D BE SITTING THERE IN THE BACK JUST LIKE "HI DON'T MIND ME, KIDDIES, JUST SUFFERING K THANKS."
The only thing that made THAT part of the experience not total hell was that they were nice kids. Like, the girls liked my outfits, and the boys were really nice to me and they all kept trying to come back and talk to me. I got to help with some of the learning games every now and then too, so that was cool.

BUT I DIGRESS.

PERIOD. SEAWORLD. FUCK. LIKE, I FELT NO PAINS BEFORE-HAND OR ANYTHING, IT JUST KINDA SURPRISED ME LIKE "HEY GUESS WHAT? FUCK YOU, HAVE FUN THIS WEEK HAHAHAAHA"

I was lucky enough for it to have stopped during the last day, and Sage~Sama kept me there for an extra day because Mom said it was cool. THAT'S actually when we went to the beach and did some other fun stuff and… That was like a year or so ago, but I'm still upset 'cause it was supposed to be a nice girl-time week, AND it was first time at SeaWorld and I barely got to properly enjoy any of it.

So yeah…m'kay, sorry, bye

Orlando, I live there….

Deleted user

I got my first period at school, at aftercare while my friends were talking about periods…. I had no clue what was happening.

@ravens

my first was on Monday, December 19, 2016 at home during winter break.
yes, I remember the exact date. yes, it's weird.

Deleted user

Someone: Wow, you're really pretty!

Me, a loser with self-worth issues who knows how to take a complement from people who aren't close to me: Thanks!

Someone: Oh… um… I was just kidding, lol

Me, internally screaming: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT GIVE ME AN @ OR AN ADRESSS I WILL KILL THEM WITH A SPOON.
(Just kidding but anyone who fake asks out girls or says stuff like that is a peice of crap and needs to dissapear)

uhmmmmmmmmmm….that's happened to me…….guys just walk up to me and say "My friend likes you" then walks away

@rot-baby-rot!

Oof according to him that trick "normally works on girls" because he finds it easier to ask them out if he can prey on their low self-esteem and he didn't expect me to respond with "thanks"

Deleted user

good job

so

today, one of my friends was running away from me don't ask why, just don't and I was like "Why do you hate me?" and the guy I hate walks past me and heard that so he was like "I hate you" And I'm just said thanks while smiling innocently. Then I told that to the friend that was trying to run away from me and she said I needed better responses to mean comments. Honestly, I would cuss the fuck out of someone but we're in school soooooooooooooo I just resort to thanks