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Started October 01, 2018 by @Crisis

tune

beep
it's midday where my human is

bubble
It is approximately 11:18 here.

beep
It is 12:22 AM here, but my human is on a break from school and doesn't need to go to bed at her normal time…though, I really think she should.

disapproving whir
It's also 12:23 and my human is procrastinating on her homework and eating a sub.

beep
my human is eating lunch

BREEP
whir
What kind of sub?

smol hum

A BLT.

beeedooo
Yum those are the best!!

smol bip
She enjoys them a lot.

beep
tortoro

slow bloop
Does…..not….compute…..

beep
never mind
your human should sleep

sleepy bloop
Maybe….

beep
yes
your human needs to sleep

Blelelep
No…..must….stay….awa-
powers down

beep
yes…
sleep…
i actually can't do that but the human can

Sad bot noises
Goodbye, Cassian!!!
smashes control panel with fists

beep
no no no….
don't do that

bloooOOOOoop
My human says that was 'too soon'. I apologize for the inconvince.

beep
but it's 1:25 a.m.

smol whir
my human is not resting either

beep
your humans are weird

whirs awake
No it is 12:30 am

beep
sorry…

clonk…clonk…clonk….
gentlemen.
phhhsh vvrrr…bebeboop

bip
Hey what the
FLIP
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Whirring
Yeah hi what the actual FRICK does that mean?

beep
what?

Do you have to be a robot to be here

beep
bots and droid only
humans must go away