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Started August 05, 2018 by @yeetus

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If you put a muffin tray coated with cold butter for fifteen seconds it will not just quickly melt the butter the microwave will start to spark and the butter will A) get burning hot and burn your hand when you rush to get the tray out of the microwave or B) sizzle until it is a thick rough coating stick to the surface of the pan

Also, when cooking something in a pot, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES USE A METAL SPOON AND LEAVE IT IN THERE!! IT WILL BURN YOU!!

…Yes

It is not fun.

…Yes

I did it again tonight while warming up the best meal on this planet.

Good job

Thanks. It's a……special skill….

Well once my (half-)cousin burnt an oven mitt

Psychology tricks:

1) If you’re looking for something in the room that the other person has hidden, just shout that you found it. They’ll normally look directly at the object.
2) Saying “I always pick rock” before a game of rock, paper, scissors, then actually playing rock makes you most of the time.
3) If you want someone to like you more, ask them for a very small favor (e.g. “May I use your pen?”). They will usually comply to avoid seeming like a jerk. This will create cognitive dissonance: if they don’t like you, why are they helping you? They will begin to feel more friendly toward you.
4) If you want to get away with something and usually don’t want to be seen, don’t look at who you don’t want to be seen by at all. Eye contact with any human at all always makes them aware someone is looking at them.
5) If you want someone to leave, get up and go to the door. Most people will just fallow.

Thanks!!! I'm gonna use these to troll my friends and family for scientific purposes.

I study this
Also

• If you don't want to be recognized, don't look in the direction of the person likely to know you. If you had eye contact they will recognize you
• If you want someone to do something tell them not to do it and say that a couple of times and they will do it
• If you are doing something dodgy, act like you are supposed to be doing it, people will make up excuses for why you can
• Sometimes, the best place to hide something is the most obvious place. If your opponent is smart they won't look there

• Probably said this already, but it's good advice: When you find something you've lost, don't put it back where you found it, put it where you first looked.

We obviously both study human behavior patterns

Me? No, I just read the National Geographic Kid's Almanacs obsessively despite being above the target age group

I was actually studying humans…

Also here's a wiki page for criminal psychology:

But…
It's Wikipedia

I know, but it's a good amount of details (That may or may not be correct) that I can't explain because I don't study psychology.

My friend tried to edit a Wiki page for Lincoln I believe to say some weird crap he made up on the fly but it was blocked by our school :(

Once one of my friends did something similar
She wrote a bunch of crap about dragons on a page about a plant I think

That would honestly be funny (to people that don't need the help) and annoying (to people that do).

I think she got rid of it later
Or maybe not

The 'Dragonaloesunflower', scientific name draco burrn seeds is a plantosaur.

OK….

Behold the Rosy Maple Moth!!

I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!

It's beautiful…