forum Forum game: Would you rather

Started October 02, 2018 by @yeetus

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Released
Because it seemed less painful and definitely less creepy
I Googled it…so creepy
WYR hand your hands hacked off and replaced with guns you can somehow fire or knives

Knives.
WYR never fall in love or outlive all of your loved ones?

Never fall in love
Because romance is stupid
WYR have all your children die as infants or be unable to have children?

Not have children. I'm ace anyway, so I don't plan on having kids.

WYR Die an early death or live to the point where life just isn't enjoyable, like extreme-extreme old age.

Die an early death
It will make me to stop procrastinating…
WYR change your physical gender every Friday or tattoo cockroaches everywhere?

Gender. Those tattoos would drive me nuts, plus being a guy for a day could be cool. And help me write from a guy's POV.

WYR Never read again or never write again?

Never read again
Cause writing is important
Also audiobooks
WYR be a lizard or a shark?

Lizard.

WYR eat a lizard or a shark?

Shark
Because I don't want to eat you
WYR be killed by a lizard or a shark?

Shark. Maybe I'd be lucky and get a quick death.
WYR always be covered in Sydney Funnel Webweavers (or whatever those nasty spawn of the devil are called) or box jellyfish, while being immortal?

Sydney funnel webs
Because they are less evil, I'm not arachnophobia and frankly, spiders are cool and I deal with them all the time
WYR be a box jellyfish or a goblet?

BOX JELLYFISH!!
I'd rather be deadly than inanimate.

WYR Be a Soc or a Greaser?

(From 'The Outsiders'. It's okay, not everyone has read it so I shouldn't have used it in a question. My apologies.)

New Question: Stormtrooper but able to act of your own free will, or a clone trooper doomed to follow Order 66?

Stormtrooper without free will
Because…I still have a free will?
WYR be impaled by a lightsaber or a sword?

Lightsaber. Burns the wound shut so I won't bleed out, thus increasing my chance of survival.
WYR be slashed to bits by Kylo or strangled by Vader?

Strangled
Seems less painful
WYR be a potato or a tomato?
(Wow I make a lot of sense)

Potato. I'm not supposed to eat either, but tomatoes are a bigger no-no.
WYR Only be able to communicate via singing, or never speak again?

Never speak again
Me can write
Or sign
WYR never be able to wear any colour except for black or pink?

Black. I'd look as depressed as I am.

WYR be thrown overboard into cold, box-jellyfish infested waters or thrown into an acidic swampy wasteland?

Acidic swampy wasteland
Because generally not acidic enough to kill you
WYR rather tattoo your eye bubblegum pink (as in, on your eyeball. Yes, it is possible) or tattoo "Kick me" on your forehead?

Voh singing, all the way. Losung my voice would be unbearable, and i can just rap slowly lol

Kick me. I'd just grow bangs/fringes (fringes are cuter).

WYR Die a hero or live long enough to become a villain? (I'm sorry I had to!)

Villain
Because it's far more interesting!
WYR have blue skin or a huge butt?
(A lot of sense, I do make)

Blue skin. I'd look like Riyo Chuchi!!

WYR be a Torgruta or a Twi'lek?

Twi'lek
I like the thingies…
WYR be a potato or a bullet?
(I really do make a lot of sense)

Bullet. I could kill my enemies.

WYR Be framed for the Jedi Temple Bombing by Barriss or fight as a clone under Pong Krell?