(he's a weird psycho alright. and he loves his flower crowns)
Kain nearly spit out his drink as he heard a familiar voice speak in his hear as he felt seeking hands run along his sides. He felt his back straighten by the sensation of hands on him. He swallowed his mouthful of fairy-pink vodka before turning his head to be face-to-face with–
"Ah, Vohanu…" He purred out happily.
"It's a pleasure to see you again," Vos hummed, that lazy smirk still on his face as he slid into the seat next to Kain. "But please, call me Vos," he hummed before bringing the glass of bourbon to his lips. He took a sip before setting it on the counter, where he now leaned partially
"The pleasure is mine, Vos," Kain replied with a smirk of his own. "So what brings you to this bar?" He asked, stirring his drink with his pinky finger before taking another sip. His other hand strayed to his head, fixing the off-center flower crown into place.
"A small victory and a bout of alcoholism," Vos chuckled, taking a sip of his bourbon before setting it down again. He had his sleeves rolled up, exposing the myriad of spindly branches and ravens that were tattooed onto his skin. There were odd tally marks on his inner wrists and forearms as well, but he subconsciously tried to cover them
Kain spotted a glimpse of the tally marks but decided not to ask about them just yet. "Ah, a small victory huh?" He asked dully as he concentrated on the outer tattoos on Vos's arms.
"Nice," he commented softly before taking a full swig of his drink, nearly downing the entire thing in one go.
Vos nodded, chuckling a tad when Kain downed almost all his drink in one go. He sipped his own glass slowly, not exactly wanting to get drunk. They might be in the sector of the city that welcomed supernatural creatures, but he wouldn't want to ruin that should he get violent and blow up an entire city block while intoxicated
yes, get drunk! i wanna read him blowing shit up! lol//
"You're at a bar. Drink. Yeah…" Kain choked out, very clearly already feeling the effects of his drink.
"Ah yes… have I said you look rather nice for your kind?" he asked out of the blue, staring at nothing in particular.
"Oh oh yeah I should probably update the program to stage 3…" he mumbled breathily to himself before turning to Vos, seemingly snapping out of his drunkenness until he actually smiled normally at the demon king.
(kinda wanna make a headcanon where alcohol makes Kain feel things but I don't know yet lmao)
(the only question now is whether or not he feels things in his head or in his dick lmao)
Vos raised a dark brow at how spaced out Kain seemed to be, but he didn't bother asking what was going on. He had always believed humans strange, and Kain was no different. "I would assume that I am rather good-looking to a human. My true form, or even my halform isn't quite as pretty, I must admit," he chuckled
(Both. Both is good.)
"Doubt it. Demons are always more beautiful than humans." Kain commented, finishing off the last of his heavy drink.
"I've studied your kind enough to know how beautiful and dangerous you all are. It's quite wonderful really. If I'm being honest here, I'm jealous." He leaned his head against his propped up arm, his flower crown slipping to the side and messing up his hair slightly.
"There is beauty in the mechanisms of a killer, I will admit," Vos hummed before taking a slightly bigger sip of his bourbon. "Which is why I must admit I was intrigued by you. Normally I can't help but find humans vulgar. The mother of my own child is little better than a wilting flower among a sea of weeds, I must admit. You, however. There is something about you that nearly resembles my own kind."
"It's that obvious huh?" Kain leaned so far forward that he was practically laying his head on his arm.
"I've been trying for a while now to find a way to turn myself into a demon like you. Then I can unleash my ultimate weapon among humans while I watch from a distance as they crumble beneath my final superior power… That's the basics at least…" Kain reached forward and played with the rim of Vos's drink.
"the basics" humans are doomed//
Vos's eyes flicked down to watch Kain play with his glass for a moment before they went back to Kain's face. A sly smirk slowly crossed his face, his eyes lighting up with a mischievous glint. "What if I told you a certain demon king might be able to help?" he purred
"Hmm? Who? Is he a rapist? I don't make deals with rapists…" Kain perked up, almost spilling Vos's drink on accident. He quickly recovered himself and put his down on the bar table instead.
"Whoops sorry there doll." He apologized for the near-mess.
Vos gave him a very unamused look when Kain went off on a tangent again. "You're talking to a demon king, you dolt," he said before taking his glass back from Kain and finishing the rest of the glass in one go. He gestured to the bartender, who quickly refilled it
"Oh right. Yeah that makes sense. Sure that'd be rather nice of you." Kain added before hanging his arm over the side of the bar at the barista.
"Another Pink Fairy Delight, if you please." The barista rolled his eyes before going off to make another of those heavily alcoholic drinks.
"So what does this demon king have to offer me?" Kain questioned, trying to keep his mind on track.
"Well if you could find yourself sober enough to remember what I say, then I might tell you," Vos huffed before tipping back his glass. He would probably need something stronger to deal with Kain, especially if he was going to be like this while intoxicated
(something like a t h i c c c DICK
lmao now i'm just pushing the line)
"Tomorrow morning then," Kain decided as his second glass of that annoying pink vodka arrived, which he quickly began to drink. He only got the glass down to half when he stopped to take a breath.
"My oh my that's quite strong. Would you like some?" He offered, half-heartedly pushing his drink towards Vos before his hand slipped out from under his head and he fell face-first against the count.
"Hmm what a lovely table," he commented, trying to cover up how drunk he was actually getting.
what a lovely table//
Vos's eyes widened when Kain hit the table. "My god, you're a lightweight if I've ever seen one," he said before slowly taking the drink from Kain's hands. He eyed the offendingly pink liquid for a moment, seemingly suspicious of just how pink it was. Though out of curiosity he ended up taking a small sip
(Kain has to have a downside somewhere. and that somewhere just happens to be a lightweight for alcohol lol)
"Bring back the pretty colors…" Kain whined when Vos moved his drink away from him. He attempted to sit upright but was still obviously slouching as he reached for his drink across Vos. He actually ended up laying himself across the demon instead of his intended purpose.
"You're really soft," Kain mumbled against Vos as he flailed about to try and get up again.
laughing in the corner like a madman//
Vos made an indignant noise when Kain laid across him. "I apologize, but I'm going to have to confiscate your…pink drink from you. You are already drunk and haven't even made it through a bottle of this," he said before chugging the remainder of Kain's glass to prevent him from drinking any more. He was feeling a bit fuzzy now, but he had a far higher alcohol tolerance than the average human
"Aww… I guess I'll have to get a different drink out of you then…" Kain giggled, hiccuping slightly as he was able to manage a wink up at Vos as he slid lower down on the demon.
Laughing harder///
Vos stiffened, and he looked genuinely mortified when Kain slid lower. "I have never been this…this…this disrespected, even by a drunkard," he spluttered before trying to shove Kain's face away from him. He didn't try too hard though, as he was all but trembling from trying to contain mixed laughter and mortification
snickers Vos, have a snickers. your not you when your hungry//
"It's not disrespectful when you're taking to bed the most powerful human in the world," Kain retorted lightly as he swayed in his sitting-up stance.
"Oh come on Vos. You know you wanna…" Kain trailed off before bursting into a fit of giggles again.
"I am not entirely sure I want to take to bed a drunk psychopath who apparently does not have even the capacity of mind to realize he is leaning on the most powerful demon king since Charlemagne," Vos huffed before pushing Kain back and upright with one hand