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Started April 21, 2018 by @Tylerrr-M-P

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I CAME OUT TO MY FRIENDS TODAY BY WALKING INTO CLASS SINGING 'ACE IS THE PLACE WITH FRIENDLY HARDWARE AND FOLKS' AND HOLDING UP A PRINTOUT OF THE ACE SYMBOL

YOU ARE AN ICON

I came out to some of my friends by saying
"I am asexual and if you ask me if I self replicate I will burn you and use your ashes as fertilizer"

THANK YOU THAT IS BEAUTIFUL

It's just that sex grosses me out and it would be painful and weird and gross and just
nah
I'll pass
forever

I came out by saying "I'm pan bruh." Because I'm boring and awkward

(wait why would you self replicate)

Asexual organisms such as cells reproduce by self replicating

It's just that sex grosses me out and it would be painful and weird and gross and just
nah
I'll pass
forever

Same

I came out by saying "I'm pan bruh." Because I'm boring and awkward

Nah fam that's cool
and I should've honestly toned it down a bit and said something more like that lol

(wait why would you self replicate)

Asexual organisms such as cells reproduce by self replicating

Because aces think sex is gross and it's never happening ever ever ever

oh yeah that makes sense, duh

ARE YOU AN ACE TOO??

ACE AS HECK AND HATER'S I'LL DECK!!

lol
it's just like
a lot of people look at me funny when I explain to them what asexuality is and they're just like
"Do you even have kids then?"
And then this one homo guy I was talking to was just like
"Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of being with someone tho"
and I was ready to kick him like bruh
LOVE CAN EXIST WITHOUT SEX

I recently came out as bi to my friend and she laughed before telling me she was about to come out as bi to me. It made me feel like someone else understood my struggles and we had a pretty long conversation about how we didn't feel accepted by either the 'straight' people or the 'gay' people because I had a girlfriend who found out after we broke up that I'd dated a guy before her and she said if she'd know that she never would've gone out with me because, and I quote, "Ew!" It was a good experience and now I have to gain the courage to tell my parents…which is going to be difficult…they are extremely homophobic…idk what I'm going to do…

wow, its cool your friend is accepting! coming out to your parents is really hard. best of luck :///// Im too scared to come out to my friends

Well it turns out that my friend is also bi so we came out to each other. It worked out well in the end, but it was really nerve wracking before meeting up with her…

I basically realized I was ace when I was looking at tumblr posts and pinterest stuff and I was like…"wait. what is this asexuality you speak of??" and I looked it up and I was like 'woah that's me.' And then the bi/pan part came soon after when I guess I realized I did like girls and guys, but also that personality matters more to me than gender, but there are certain things I like in girls and dislike in guys and vice versa. And that I wouldn't care if I dated someone genderfluid or nonbinary because why does it matter? If I love them, that's what matters.

^^^ This!!!

Yes I have become a mood

Also my friends and I were in the early stages of writing a sketch when this discussion happened:
1: It could be like Rio but with bees.
2: Bee-o.
Teacher: Do bees reproduce asexually??
Me: Asexual-bee.

Idk, I just think it's a really beautiful way of thinking and loving

Bees?

It was a weird discussion. Basically it was about there only being (bee-ing) one bee left, and then us having to find it. But since there was one bee it wouldn't be able to reproduce, and if it reproduced asexually, we wouldn't need to find it. Idk, I thought it was (buzz) a fun pun.

Ah, I gotcha

Join the buzz buzz cult
You seem like a fit recruit
Don't worry it's not a whole bit cult thingy it's just a little, accepting, cozy, corner shop cult for bees.

i just came to the realization, that i am a wasp

gasp
wasps still buzz tho

buzz buzz be-yatch

kicks down door
buzz buzz mothertruckers

Listen, I’m all for cute little bumblebees and such, but for some reason, there are bees EVERYWHERE on my college’s campus, and they’re not the cute bees. We’ve got yellowjackets and also these giant scary bees.