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Vos: grandpa is bad at modern humaning so ignore that
me: bruh you're bad at modern everything
Bastian: except for getting a date
Vos: at least I'm not a 2000 year old man whore
Vos: grandpa is bad at modern humaning so ignore that
me: bruh you're bad at modern everything
Bastian: except for getting a date
Vos: at least I'm not a 2000 year old man whore
Me: oHHHHHH! Grandpa can make a mean roast!
Axtin: nO, don't support him making fun of Bastian!
Me: I do what I want, plus I'm tired so-
Vos: distant cackling in the distance grandpa wins, bitches
Bastian: yOU'RE A DIVORCED GRANDPA
Vos: we WERE NEVER MARRIED
me: oh my god where's Kaz when I need him
Me: I mean Kaz is a bit tied up right now, is he not?
Malachi: bitches…?
Me: vOS YOU MOTHER HECKING PERSON I SWEAR TO MOSES-
Axtin: aHAHA
Vos: puts hands over mouth oh dear
me: look what you did, you tainted the child
Bastian: does this mean I'm allowed to taint him more?
me: nO
Avery is just video taping all of this
Me: vOS I TRUSTED YOU-
Also me: BASTIAN NO
Axtin: just a little bit-?
Me: AXTIN NO
Avery: By the way, im video taping all of this
Charlie: Omg so much drama.
Misty: rubbing her temples Owwwww. Oof I will never unsee this. You guys have terrible thoughts! Stop thinking so loudly!
Avery: this is hilarious
me: I will admit, both Bastian and Vos have terrible thoughts
Bastian: did someone say thots
Vos: goddammit Bastian
Me: Axtin too. Actually Octane is the reason I ended up making him a bit dirty minded…
Axtin: Get my good side, Avery! Then again all of them are probably good…
Me: Wait recording…? Backs out of view of the camera
Vos: wait no don't record me
Bastian: yeets self into full view of the camera ooh hey baby you want some of the-
me: shoves Bastian out of the camera stop acting like you're drunk
Bastian: but I am drunkkk
me: of course you are
Me: I have tought you well..
Avery: Thanks Dusk
Della: looks around What's happening? Also, if you haven't been to WI, go to Door County. Get the cherries. They're amazing.
Vos: wait no don't record me
Bastian: yeets self into full view of the camera ooh hey baby you want some of the-
me: shoves Bastian out of the camera stop acting like you're drunk
Bastian: but I am drunkkk
me: of course you are
Axtin: Seriously, you're drunk again?
Me: face palming in the background
Bastian: babe I work at a nightclub, of course I’m drunk
Me: true, true
Axtin: drunk on all the wrong things though… coughs suggestively
Charlie: Thanks Della. Are we the only normal (ish) ones here?
Misty: Ugh Lyra come back my brain is about to explo- ohhhhhh I did nOT need to see that!
Teagan: Oh, no. She's not normal.
Della: She's right.
amy (the most wonderful woman in the world): Not even normal-ish.
Me: Okay, you guys need to stop =_=
Axtin: whyyyyyyyyyyy
Me: You know more than why
Axtin: i AM A HALF DEMON, I DON'T LISTEN TO A MORTAL SUCH AS YOURSELF-
Me: remember this mortal created you and can uncreate you
Axtin: harsh…
Malachi: sneaks out of Vos' trench coat So can I come out now?
Me: Yeah, probably.
Malachi: Yay! his formerly hidden wings are out now
a wild James appears
Avery is just sitting there, still recording
a wild James appears
Me: o no. this may not end well…
Also me: Where's Jesnes tho-
Avery: hi new person small wave
Me: yeah probably not. Although I don't know, because I've never written this character before ever
James: so who are all of you?
Avery: Im Avery
Angel: Im Angel!
Me: Sup im Dusk.
Me: Well we have my flirty pan boi, Axtin, my half dragon boi, Malachi, and myself, Iris.
Axtin: walks over to James Hey there s-
Me: AXTIN STOP FLIRTING
James: smirks oh, I don't mind. What were you saying?
Me: I'm Jesnes. And I don't know what other character to drag in here.
me: oh hey jesus
Bastian: jesus? shit I think I owe him a hundred dollars from when I was in cuba
Vos: when the absolute hell were you in cuba
Bastian: when the absolute hell were you ever cool
Vos: I'll have you know I used to rule most of the mortal world without any of you simpletons knowing it
Bastian: well I'm not mortal anymore so hA
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