(Also to get rid of the fucking cramps and hormones that come with periods)
Also menās hormone levels are the same as a woman on her period so a sex change would just make the āhormones from periodsā constant because of testosterone. Iām the most hormonal little shit ever)
(ā¦Honestly if I can just not feel like dying I'll be happy.)
(Sex changes arenāt the answer)
(Unless however, you have body dysphoriaā¦ then go ahead, I encourage it)
(Maybe not but they sound real tempting right now.)
(No)
(You can't tell me what to do)
(Yeah!)
(I donāt like the idea of someone he getting a sex change who doesnāt need it especially when there are plenty of alternatives to not getting your period. )
(Oh yeah? Like what?)
(I'm aware. I won't get my sex changed, but I still hate periods. Also you kept trying us not to do it so that made me want to keep acting like I want to. A day in my logic.)
(Are you fucking kidding me?
Meds like birth control
Those little stint thingys
Not having a uterus.
Dude there are literally things you can get to not get your period. Itās called Google, Look it up. I know people that get it)
(Iām a bitch, I know. Sorry)
(Excuse me?!
I can't get birth control until I'm 18 without parental permission. (In some states you can get it at 16.)
I have zero clue what you're talking about.
I'm going to stab you.
I should not be this irritated but welcome to my period.)
(Weāre both being hormonal and itās not accomplishing anything)
(No but it is providing me with slight entertainment.)
(Itās mostly just pissing me off)
(Lol)
(ā¦sorryā¦)
(Itās not your fault Iām just being pissy. Iām like Ryan when no ones feeds him)
(Come to think of it, I havenāt eaten much so maybe Iām just hangry)
(Oh shit, but that makes sense.)
(Maybe!)
(My girlfriend told me to pull the stick out of my assā¦ā¦ we can all see who wears the pants in this relationshipā¦ā¦)
(Oi! She wears a very pretty pair of leggings/pants/skirt/dress/jeans/other items that go on legs thank you very much!)
(YES DELILAH YOU GO GIRL! Darren, your girlfriend's a strong independent woman who don't need no man.)
(Itās a fucking expression of whoās more dominant in the relationship and pants can be a general description of leg wear. When have you ever known me to be sexist?)
(YES DELILAH YOU GO GIRL! Darren, your girlfriend's a strong independent woman who don't need no man.)
(I know and itās really hotā¦ā¦)
(sigh I know she doesnāt need me but I kinda need her soā¦ letās hope she wants me)
(I knowā¦ I was just trying to be funnyā¦)
(Cross your fingers and hope for the best.)