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Started July 06, 2018 by Deleted user

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Can I tell you a story?

I suppose.

I know someone who was… Well… Broken…
I probably shouldn't say some of this, but oh well…

Anyway… This person is… Shesthe biggest cinnamon roll I've ever met… All of her family is dead except for her worthless father… She saw her boyfriend's body lying on the ground after… Well… You know… And after she tried to kill herself and failed, she was rendered mute… And what's more without melatonin she can't sleep… Life has given her Hell…
But I've been there for her, through the ups, through the downs, I've saved her life multiple times…

It got better for her…
She's getting married some time this month, and she's living well now…

If I can help her… I can help you…

It’s not like that though. I mean sure my dad sucks but that doesn’t matter as long as he stays away from my brother. I just can’t sleep and I get bored or lonely or whatever randomly and there’s no one here. It’s not their fault they’re sleeping but Chuck used to be here when I needed him.

Well then I'll be here for you… I could never replace Chuck, but I can help you…

When I pull all nighters I don’t think you should help me. Your sleep and health is far more important.

No. I won't be able to sleep if I don't help you.

Okay but, it won’t help you and needing someone to talk to isn’t really a tall enough order to be important. Sleep, child.

I can't sleep, sweetie… I'm in too much pain…

So the best thing I can do is help you!

1.) of your in pain shouldn’t I be helping you?
2.) You slept last night
3.) still not sure I need help.

There's nothing you csn do to help me.

And I slept this afternoon and some of last night!

And if you don't need help that's fine… I just love all of you… I want the best for you…

Why is my leg hair patchy on the bottom? Where is my testosterone? It’s not doing it’s job here

That was a sample of what you have to listen to if you stay up with me.

I have untreated ADD and when I don’t sleep I get a little weird so. You’re signing your self up for a full dose of Darren.

Sounds like I'm in for some fun!

Up to you though!

The biggest thing I got in America was "Oh my I love your accent!" and I was like 'Jolly Good! I like yours too!'
I don't think they realize that to me they have an accent

I'm just going to start saying "Jolly Good" now.

Is that something he said?

Yeah, he said Jolly Good a lot and then he broke up with Collin, and he didn't so much anymore. But someone asked if he was just overplaying the whole London thing and he said no, he said it and it was weird even where he lived. He didn't care what people thought.

Also, why did America turn the word fuck into a bad word?

It was made so people in court didn't have to say rape because that was bad back then… It was an acronym.

Well in the woman harassment category there is no one quite like Mr. Bill Clinton himself who almost got impeached for copping off with women in the oval office….. THEN HIS WIFE TRIED TO RULE THE COUNTRY

Okay buddy… calm down…

Mm. He was a cool guy.

He's part of the reason I started helping people, y'know.

Yeah, I know.

I just realized that he died before TOP's new album came out… He never got to hear Trench… Oh my god…

Oh my…

But y'know, I'm sure he would want you to think of the positive side.

Like maybe the hair will grow in and its just weird from the swim season. I'm definitely not becoming a woman. That kind of positive?

Sure? That would work.

Yup. Perfect.

y'all wanna play Roblox with me? Yes i know that I'm going to be 18 but I felt like playing roblox.