(Another question, why is it a thing that most girls like it when men are sweaty? How does that increase my level of attractiveness? I just think I'm gross)
(You can't tell me you wouldn't start drooling over Jensen Ackles if you saw him shirtless with muscles glistening with sweat. The day someone can look me in the eye with a straight face and tell me that is the day I'll believe it.)
(Another question, why is it a thing that most girls like it when men are sweaty? How does that increase my level of attractiveness? I just think I'm gross)
(You can't tell me you wouldn't start drooling over Jensen Ackles if you saw him shirtless with muscles glistening with sweat. The day someone can look me in the eye with a straight face and tell me that is the day I'll believe it.)
(I wouldn't do that. -_-)
(YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Also I don't know what is it with the sweatiness. It's weird.)
(Oh, I'm the only one that actually finds it attractive. O-Oh okay I'll just be over here. Hides in the corner as an awkward raisin.)
(Another question, why is it a thing that most girls like it when men are sweaty? How does that increase my level of attractiveness? I just think I'm gross)
(You can't tell me you wouldn't start drooling over Jensen Ackles if you saw him shirtless with muscles glistening with sweat. The day someone can look me in the eye with a straight face and tell me that is the day I'll believe it.)
(But why me? Why I can't I just be gross when I'm sweaty, I'm not Jensen Ackles. I'm Darren…….. That and chlorine water)
(YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Also I don't know what is it with the sweatiness. It's weird.)
(Oh, I'm the only one that actually finds it attractive. O-Oh okay I'll just be over here. Hides in the corner as an awkward raisin.)
(NO a lot of girls do. Delilah does… I don't completely understand…)
(I'm also only like 99% sure I'm aromatic. So yeah. There's that factor.)
(DON'T JUDGE ME Y'ALL HAVE YOUR WEIRD KINKS AND TURN ONS TOO)
(DON'T JUDGE ME Y'ALL HAVE YOUR WEIRD KINKS AND TURN ONS TOO)
(that i do… im ashamed)
(I'm too brash and reckless to have shame)
Do you have any nicknames to add to my list?
(When I figure them out sure!)
(Cutie. You'd think I'm kidding but I'm not. You're adorable, accept it.)
(Violent blushing Okay I'll write it down)
(Bites back an amused smirk Good, good.)
(Teddy! You're like a human teddy bear.)
(Is it possible to simultaneously be sweating from the waist down and freezing from the hips up? Apparently it is.)
(That's what I've got… I feel like I'm missing some…)
(Thanks for the shoutout, I regret nothing.)
(I forgot Aladdin and Prince Eric… Damn)
(Being called Aladdin in your fault too JACKIE)
(HEY, IT'S WHAT GOT YOU YOUR GIRLFRIEND BE FUCKING APPRECIATIVE.)
(Aladdin is a great nickname. Though can I ask how you got it?)
I AM FUCKING APPRECIATIVE OKAY? I LOVE HER MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF.