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(Also I don't know if you know this but you can gain 5-10lbs of water weight every time you get your period. I read that on a tampon box. Delilah said most girls feel upset about that but GUESS THE FUCK WHAT?! Guys don't notice that.
(Also I don't know if you know this but you can gain 5-10lbs of water weight every time you get your period. I read that on a tampon box. Delilah said most girls feel upset about that but GUESS THE FUCK WHAT?! Guys don't notice that.
(Hah! More like someone finds me. Cause what are feelings?)
(Touche)
(If I can't find anyone, can I have you?
No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.)
(Yeah sure HMU when I don't have girlfriend. ;) Lol)
(Wait really? I didn't know. Never helped me anyway.)
(Wait really? Cause I will gladly hold you accountable for that offer.)
(Wait really? Cause I will gladly hold you accountable for that offer.)
(Lol I don't plan on breaking up with my girlfriend anytime soon but you can be first on the waiting list)
(Checks into waiting room and sits in a chair.)
(Another guy thing, a lot of men say they don't like cuddling because (Honesty time… sorry if I hurt your innocence or something) sometime having someone we love on top of us turns us on… That's just a thing as we'be established and by the way we get it you’re cold. You’re always cold and I'm never cold so come and take my body heat. I WANT YOU TO HOLD ME OKAY?! I will sacrifice my heat for you whether you're my girlfriend or just my friend. My friends get cuddles all the time. Guys say they hate it but they don't. Sometimes I don't like feeling suffocated but I still like holding you so………..there's that)
(Lol)
(Checks into waiting room and sits in a chair.)
(Aww are you waiting for me?
(Can I just say I have no clue how many times I've just been sat on. And just never bothered to say anything. Cause like it's nice?)
(Yesh. I said I'd hold you accountable for that offer and I damn well meant it.)
(Can I just say I have no clue how many times I've just been sat on. And just never bothered to say anything. Cause like it's nice?)
(Boom! She gets it)
(Yesh. I said I'd hold you accountable for that offer and I damn well meant it.)
(… Lol Alright… Don't wait for me too long)
(I get it! Also I wait for no one Puts shades on)
(Lol)
(Not like I've got anyone else to wait for…
Curls up into an awkward, sad raisin I'm so lonely…)
(Nuu don't be lonely I still love you :(
(Same)
(Are you afraid of spiders?)
(Random question but okay)
(Why do you ask?)
(It's not random, answer it)
(Are you afraid to walk outside alone in the dark?)
(Spiders are creepy and I hate them. Also hell yes!)
(Are you afraid to walk outside alone in the dark?)
(Hell. To. The. Yes. I live in the woods. I kind of have to be.)
(I love both of you more now)
(Girls are so strong and it's the little things that scare them. I would be more than willing to walk outside with you or kill bugs. I like feeling useful sometimes, like I can protect someone)
(It's really cute that you're afraid of that)
(I don't know who you're complimenting but I think my face is on fire.)
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