@Elder-God-Jacks347
(Oh my god, promise you won't think I'm a freak?)
(Oh my god, promise you won't think I'm a freak?)
(I promise I love you unconditionally)
(We're all freaks here honey. Of course not. We love you.)
(Okay so this is what happened.
Me: Aww look at Daddy Darren
Logic: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Me: Oh shit abort abort!
Logic: I just…how the hell…do you fuck up that bad?
Me: I DON'T KNOW ASK SEXUALITY.
Sexuality: Looks up from reading fanfiction You called?)
(Yeah, no, that’s accurate babe. I’m Daddy Darren)
(That is very accurate. New nickname for Darren.)
(Me: Oh sweet Jesus, Logic save me!
Logic: This is not my area of expertise.
Sexuality: It is mine though~
Me: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS SEXUALITY)
(Your sexuality is coincidentally also your humor)
(Yep, lol)
(My sexuality controls pretty much everything I do and say, Logic is just there for variation.)
(Lol. I can’t tell if I’m complimented by being called Daddy or if I’m neutral…)
(Oh cool.
Me: Why don't you do anything?
Sexuality: I'm supposed to do something?)
(How coincidental! I can't tell if my face is on fire or if I'm blushing.)
(How coincidental! I can't tell if my face is on fire or if I'm blushing.)
;)
(Not the wink….)
(I get scolded for winking irl too don’t worry. Apparently people think I’m too flirty, whatever)
(I can totally see that lol)
(Me: Dies
Logic: God fucking dammit Darren look what you did.
Sexuality: Ooo is someone aroused?
Me: Comes back to life and slaps Sexuality NO. YOU NEED JESUS. FUCK OFF.
Sexuality: Not all dreams come true.
Me: Dammit.)
(Lol 😉 it’s my specialty.)
(This is gold. Pure comedic gold.)
(Logic: Stop it. No. This is illegal.
Sexuality: So were Romeo and Juliet but look at what happened~
Me: You are officially banned from this conversation.)
(Lol you’re banned from this conversation… RIP. Also, technically speaking it’s not illegal because I’m not 18 yet. Lol)
(Yet.)
(Sexuality: Can't get rid of something that you are.
Me: I am not a perv whose only goal is to make her smut fantasies come true.
Sexuality: You're right…that's my job!
Me: Someone shoot me.)
(I won’t shoot you this is entertaining as hell)
(Morals- I got it. Cocks guns
Me- No
Morals- :(
Logic- Can I do it then?
Me- NO! WTF?!)
(Today has been full of complements… gentleman, Daddy Darren, nice ass, beautiful)
(Morals- I got it. Cocks guns
Me- No
Morals- :(
Logic- Can I do it then?
Me- NO! WTF?!)
(Lol)
(Okay)
(Ego: stuttering C-Compliments are b-breaking my humble ways…)
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