forum School RP (Closed 😬Stalkers welcome)

Started May 14, 2018 by Deleted user

tune

(I have $200 in spending money this week. That’s enough for dinner and gas for the week. I’m fine friends)

(I lied. 200 has to last 2 weeks. Meh whatever)

(HONEY WHAT?? Fucking lucky. Or just secretly rich, I don't know.)

(I’m not rich. Lol it’s a mix of working a job and my great grandma died so… inheritance and stuff)

(My bitch ass broke.)

(I don't shop and I'm too young to have a job plus none of my relatives are dead yet so I'm pretty much neutral.)

(Lol)

(Yeah but we’re in school so the only thing I actually have to pay for is gas. I’m like a freeloading adult. My parents pay for my life and I eat all their food)

(I don't eat much either! My parents actually think I'm anorexic.)

(I’m the opposite of anorexic, I eat everything from burning too many calories)

(60 minutes in the pool for competitive swimming can burn over 800 calories. Lol I’d die if I didn’t eat)

(You would die, either that or some muscles getting eaten tonight.)

(Two types of people)

(Don’t eat my muscles! It’s the only thing I have going for me)

(Chewing and talks despite mouth being full Oops.)

(Lol)

(I’m so hungry guys. Help)

(Then get food?)

(^^^)

(Deep levels of sarcasm. Wow what a stellar idea, freaking genius. I will when we leave the bowling alley but these females take forever to decide what hey want)

(No no no never ask a girl what she wants for food. Ask her where you think you're taking her for food and the first place she says is where you take her.)

(I'm not even going to say what just passed through my head Jesus fucking Christ I have a problem.)

(Lol, you have children now.)

(Wonderful, also spill Jacks.)

(Nope nopenopenopenopenope not happening STAY AWAY THOUGHTS YOU ARE EVIL)