(Gryffindors are the ones that sound like they should be "bad" in a sense… The Gryffindor house emphasises the traits of courage as well as "daring, nerve, and chivalry," and thus its members are generally regarded as brave, though sometimes to the point of recklessness. They can also be short-tempered.)
(Let me rephrase then. I'm a smart ass with a sweet side but I'd do anything for my friends and am kind of the devil in human form. You don't have to be a bad person to be devilish.)
(Devilish… of, like, or appropriate to a devil in evil and cruelty.)
(Okay, wonderful Harry Potter house chat. Someone explain to me how I got Hufflepuff, when I am literally the furthest from a Hufflepuff you can get. And can we continue?)
(Yes we can, I never saw myself as a Slytherin, I always thought I was a Huffelpuff)
(Hufflepuff is the most inclusive among the four houses; valuing hard work, dedication, patience, loyalty, and fair play rather than a particular aptitude in its members.)
(Makes sense. But still first time I took the Pottermore test. Fucking Hufflepuff. How? I don't know.)
(…I'm a Ravenclaw according to the official test)
(but I'm not smart)
(You can't clump all Gryffindors into a box like that! I'm one of the most shy and timid people I know but if someone asked me to jump off a bridge to save one of my friends, I'd do it without thinking. Gryffindors are a bit reckless, yes, but they're reckless for loyalty and pride.)
(Hufflepuff is the most inclusive among the four houses; valuing hard work, dedication, patience, loyalty, and fair play rather than a particular aptitude in its members.)
(I rely on my raw talent more than work. I am dedicated to certain things, but isn't everyone? Patience? What is that? I don't know. I suppose I am loyal, to myself. Fair play should be accounted for, but aptitude needs to be accounted for. Otherwise everyone with higher intelligence gets stuck with all the kids that are intellectually challenged. Creating a place where 0 people are happy.)
(You can't clump all Gryffindors into a box like that! I'm one of the most shy and timid people I know but if someone asked me to jump off a bridge to save one of my friends, I'd do it without thinking. Gryffindors are a bit reckless, yes, but they're reckless for loyalty and pride.)
(They are reckless for the sake of being exactly like a brave Huffelpuff. Basically what you are saying is that our hero J.K. Rowling linked all the houses together so we can be not four houses divided but, instead, one school of Hogwarts where, despite the movies in the end they all fought together as one because they were similar and those traits brought them together)
(Yes. Exactly. Except I don't know how much of a hero she is whEN SHE KILLED LUPIN LIKE HOW COULD YOU.)
(I KNOW RIGHT! Stop, don't be like this… I don't need a reminder of my childhood deaths)
(Can we continue before I start to cry?)
(Hedwig, Dobby, Fred Weasley… Sirius Black… Breaks into tears I can't go on like this… Professor Snape)
(Lol, didn't read the books until like two three years ago. I'm just really invested in the world rather than the characters and plot. And yeah let's continue.)
(STOP IT)
"I suppose that would be smart, wouldn't it. What should we do?"
"Give her a proper burrial… a shallow one in the woods or… Let Convel eat her,"
(Lol, didn't read the books until like two three years ago. I'm just really invested in the world rather than the characters and plot. And yeah let's continue.)
(THE WIZARDING WORLD IS SEXIST! WHAT ABOUT THE WITCHES MAN?!)
"Pshh, I'd let Convel eat her I don't really care."
(WITCHES ARE AWESOME BITCHES!)
(I'm going to eat a Popsicle because my throat hurts and I'm sad)
(I'm tired of sexism it bothers me)
Lillian closed her eyes as they danced on. She had a whimsical grin on her face.
(Same though. Fuck sexism.)
(Fuck any form of discrimination)
(That's so true. Both of those statements.)
(Sorry I had to go all the way to the basement so I could get all the popsicles and I plan on eating every last one of them!)
(Oh my god. But like same)
(You have fun with that.)