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Tobias laughed, patting Bastian on the shoulder and sat down.
"I usually only repair the bar after I leave." Tobias said.

Teo walked jumped out of the window and told Niria "he peed his pants" and gave a chuckle as they teleported back to the bar

Gabby folded her arms and did a cold stare to Tobias and Bastian, "Look, this is your last warning. If you cause anymore destruction and violence, you'll be kicked out for good."

Once they were back in the bar Niria climbed up Marcus "drunky wake up." his eyes opened and he looked to Teo and looked down at his watch "that was quick."

"He's the one who threw me against the wall. I just made him spin around on the counter," Bastian huffed while pointing at Tobias

"yeah, what happened here?"

"i passed out so… i can't really tell ya."

"Bas." Selena said firmly, "I know you want to get laid and all, I'm a siren, I get that, but you really have to stop destroying bars."

"Destruction? If you look around you, you'd notice that I just 'Za Warudo'd' (It's a JoJo reference, sue me.) This bar back to optimal condition."

"I was gone for 10 minutes! what happened!" he yellled

"But I didn't! That's like a whole new record for me!" Bastian said as he threw his hands in the air indignantly. "Cut me some slack, Silly," he huffed

Gabby rolled her eyes, "Boy, you're so lucky to have those powers. If you didn't have them, then I would've called the cops on you by now."

"Then stop flirting with people like Pretty Boy inside places like this." Selena said. "No offense to you, Pretty, but you really should stop destroying my favorite bar, even if you do restore it."

"If I didn't have these powers there wouldn't be enough destruction for you to have any reason to call them." Tobias replied. "BUT, most importantly, I wouldn't be able to restore the damage done when that pesky Bayard Asura comes to visit."

"But flirting is the whole reason I go to bars!" Bastian complained. "You flirt, you fuck, you maybe fuck again, and that's the great thing about bars! You know what, where's Yong, he would get it," he muttered before beginning to look around for Yeon

"I was gone for 10 minutes! what happened!" he yellled

"alright alright jesus you don't have to yell, it's a little foggy but i think Bastion and Tobi got into a violent flirting thing… i don't know."

"of course they did" he curled his lip in disgust "they could of hurt one of you useless americans"

"Besides, Flirty Girl…" Tobias said. "I'm pretty much the best customer of the bar, why do you think the owner let's me smoke inside?"

"Yeah, but it seemed like you were going to make this place fall into pieces. No offence, but you seem like the type that would be destroying places daily."

"of course they did" he curled his lip in disgust "they could of hurt one of you useless americans"

"just calm down, these people are drunk and childish, just ignore them."

"But I didn't destroy it," Bastian huffed, now lying on his stomach on the counter as he tried to look beneath it drunkenly for Yeon

"why did i agree to come here" he muttered to himself

"Besides, Flirty Girl…" Tobias said. "I'm pretty much the best customer of the bar, why do you think the owner let's me smoke inside?"

"I think the owner lets you smoke inside because you've probably fucked him, darling." Selena took a sip of her drink. "It's why I get away with half the crap I do, anyway."

"But I don't, do I." Tobias said. Gesturing to the perfectly fine bar around him before looking to Flirty Girl. "That old basted? I have standards." He said, as Frank scoffed at him from behind the counter.

"why did i agree to come here" he muttered to himself

"because you knew it would show you some old friends?" Marcus pulled a crystal from the side off making himself more sober

"Oh thank god, I was worried you were a reverse pedo for a second there," Bastian said, looking at Tobias from where he was hanging upside down on the bar counter again

"A cougar?" Tobias asked Bastian. "Hyyeeell no."

"He's in his mid-thirties and he's not married, he's not that bad." Selena said. "Besides, I killed his brother, so sex wasn't really that bad of a price to pay." She added, almost like an afterthought.