forum *Lights cigarette* "Hey kid, want some Adorable Supernatural Ships? (Closed)

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Bastian watched the guy appear, and he gave a low whistle before taking a puff of his cigarette. "Damn, baby. Two for one package? You must be fun at the club," he chuckled

Tobias laughed.
"Who, this goddamn scrub? He's a huge prude." Tobias called. Amduscias scoffed.

"You need something to relax, love? Because I've got more than enough to go around," Bastian purred, flipping himself upright so he could wink at Amduscias

"I'm fine, thank you." The Demon Lord quipped, taking a seat.

"Really? I don't know, you're looking awful tense. Maybe you'd like the stick up your ass replaced with something more pleasant?" Bastian hummed, his tone taking on a more suggestive edge now

Tobias laughed.
"I have my standards." The Demon Lord replied.
"Besides…" Tobias called. "He's actually kind of… Well, not even close to human."

"Please, I could tell that from a mile away. Five miles, actually. In fact, no one in this bar is human," Bastian said as if it were obvious

"That may be true, but he's not just any King of Hell." Tobias answered.
Amduscias changed shape, quickly, efficiently, and gruesomely. He stood at 10+ feet long, almost 7 feet tall, weighing in at around 12,000 lbs. A horselike figure, mostly grey-furred, with white mane and tail. His razored hooves were black, and polished, as was the spiraling 2 foot needle of death on his forehead. He had two rows of needlesharp teeth in his mouth.
"You still interested." The Demon Lord asked.

"Well hey, if you've still got a dick I'm open to anything. I once dated a guy who turned-no joke-into a monstrous wolf-deer thing covered in eyes," Bastian said, seemingly unphased by the fact that he was now looking at a giant, satanic unicorn

"And who would that be?" Amduscias asked, resuming his human form so as not to attract too much attention.

"Guy named Argo. He's a dimensional demon who has absolutely zero memory of what the hell he was before he became a demon," Bastian said before taking a swig of the vodka still on the counter. He would need quite a bit more alcohol to deal with talking about one of two ex's he actually had tried to date before

"Interesting." Amduscias said.
"Are you done?" He asked Tobias.
"Yeah." Tobias said, ashing his smoke.
He was engulfed in steam as Amduscias disappeared.
"He's actually kind of a cool roommate." Tobias told the Karaoke Guy.

"Aw, I was just getting started flirting with him," Bastian complained. "I was thinking of seeing how badly he'd react if I grabbed the horn down south," he snickered

"Like I said, he's a prude." Tobias said, this time checking his pockets for a dine bag.

"Yeah, but the prissy ones are the most fun second to the innocent ones. You rile 'em up enough and you don't have to do anything for a good time," Bastian hummed

(tis almost midnight here so imma use the sleep)

(Alright.)
"He can be frisky." Tobias said, finishing the jug of Goose.

(Holy crap I'm late…well time to just randomly add my character in then)
Alisha walked into the bar with no a broken door, she was curious but too tired to think it through. She walked straight into a mess of a place making her pause at the doorway, "Damn this place is a completely mess," She said looking around with a raised eye brow. Leaving would be the smarter option…but she didn't want to use her head right now. She weaved around the many drunk people and walked up to the bar. She sat on an empty seat beside a random girl and ordered a shot of vodka, unaware of everything that had just happened.

Everyone enters the bar and Bastian does karaoke with Tobias joining in. Tobias, Selena and Bastian all flirt, then we all form a clique until the antagonist frim the story Tobias is in tries to attack them. Tobias sends him away, Gabby and Amber flirt, then more of Bastian and Tobias.

(What the f-
I wasn't gone for that long, guys)

Selena looked at Bastian, raising an eyebrow. "God, I'm so glad I never needed to get dating advice from you."

(Alright, thank you!)

Yeon strolled into the bar, running a hand through his hair. God, he had been craving a drink all night, and he planned on getting completely wasted. There was a good amount of people in the room, and he scanned the crowds as he sat at the bar and ordered a drink.

teo sat at the bar reading that he had been doing for the past.Five.Hours.