@ShadeStar
(God damn it Darren.)
(God damn it Darren.)
(I’m at a swim meet… don’t hurt me)
(Ty…is there something you need to tell us?)
(BRUH YOU'RE GOING TO KILL YOUSELF LIKE THIS.)
(Ty…is there something you need to tell us?)
(I love you… don’t kill me)
(BRUH YOU'RE GOING TO KILL YOUSELF LIKE THIS.)
(I only had like… one event to swim and it was a 100 backstroke. I didn’t kick and I hid my crouches)
(I swear to God child I'm gonna break your legs.)
(Okay, that's better. but still. If you get injured you should take at LEAST 24 hours to rest and recover before doing a lot of physical activity again.)
(I swear to God child I'm gonna break your legs.)
(We should actually do that. then he can't hurt himself any more :)
(Hey I got first place and I didn’t kick so what does that say about all the other people… they lost to a cripple)
(Lol.)
(Okay, that's better. but still. If you get injured you should take at LEAST 24 hours to rest and recover before doing a lot of physical activity again.)
(My doctor said 48 :)
(Oh my god I just had a heart attack.)
(What why? You may want to get that heckled out)
(THEN WAIT FORTY EIGHT! GOD DAMN IT YOU EVEN KNEW YOU SHOULDN'T!)
(I heard something in my basement since I'm just sitting in my room and I was like 'Oh someone's downstairs…WAIT A SECOND I'M HOME ALONE.')
(I heard something in my basement since I'm just sitting in my room and I was like 'Oh someone's downstairs…WAIT A SECOND I'M HOME ALONE.')
(Lol don’t die)
(No death, except for Darren. Then there is death. Because we killed for being a dumbass.)
(THEN WAIT FORTY EIGHT! GOD DAMN IT YOU EVEN KNEW YOU SHOULDN'T!)
(It’s fine. They pushed my knee back together last night so… yeah?)
(NO THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS.)
(IT REALLY ISN'T!)
(No death, except for Darren. Then there is death. Because we killed for being a dumbass.)
(A lovable dumbass:D and my coach didn’t tell me I couldn’t he just said that he strongly recommends I don’t. But if I don’t then they have one less varsity swimmer…)
(Child your physical wellbeing and safety is more important than a goddamn sport.)
(Who was swimming in only one event. Also yes, you are a lovable dumbass.)
(Who was swimming in only one event. Also yes, you are a lovable dumbass.)
(And I won said event meaning I got 10-20 points fooligan)
(Child your physical wellbeing and safety is more important than a goddamn sport.)
(Are they though?)
(YES. YES THEY ARE.)
(YES THEY ARE! Also I'm not a swimmer, I don't know how that shit works.)
(If it makes you feel any better, Wisconsin University is so gonna best BYU… I’m watching that right now in between cheering)
(The ref was lookin at my extremely bruised knee in confusion and concern.)
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