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@ShadeStar

Me and my friend got 'catcalled' one day walking home from school, then we realized it was a friend of ours dad. So we both started laughing cause it wasn't a catcall, it was just him saying hi.

Trying to lighten the mood, I hate catcaller's. But this was funny.

@kat_i_am

Faith asked Cassandra (my new…. Friends? Idk if that's the right word. More than acquaintances though) a thing. And it made it awkward for me and uh wow.
C: I'm a straight a student I promise
F: but are you straight
C: well spaghetti is straight until it's cooked soooooo
Bi/ace me: sits awkwardly and wishes I hadn't just finished my water
I mean
They're joking around
But like
Idk
I'm considering coming out as ace but idk
ACCIDENTALLY mentioned I don't get crushes easily
Oops

@kat_i_am

Anyway, I have to go now guys, it's getting late in my neck of woods
Call me once you've figured out how to get rid of cat callers lol
Good night! Love y'all!

Oh bye

@Crisis

Faith asked Cassandra (my new…. Friends? Idk if that's the right word. More than acquaintances though) a thing. And it made it awkward for me and uh wow.
C: I'm a straight a student I promise
F: but are you straight
C: well spaghetti is straight until it's cooked soooooo
Bi/ace me: sits awkwardly and wishes I hadn't just finished my water
I mean
They're joking around
But like
Idk
I'm considering coming out as ace but idk
ACCIDENTALLY mentioned I don't get crushes easily
Oops

Hmmmm interesting

@Crisis

Anyway, I have to go now guys, it's getting late in my neck of woods
Call me once you've figured out how to get rid of cat callers lol
Good night! Love y'all!

Later Angel
Thanks

@kat_i_am

They all seem cool with LGBT but like
Idk
Sounds fake lol
Like they might be
But I mentioned to two of them the other day that my bro was gay and they got like quiet and kinda awkward
Oof

@Crisis

They all seem cool with LGBT but like
Idk
Sounds fake lol
Like they might be
But I mentioned to two of them the other day that my bro was gay and they got like quiet and kinda awkward
Oof

Sigh. Sadly that's a mood

@kat_i_am

That must be suffocating I'm so sorry

I'll survive
Mostly worried about dehydration RN though lol
I've drank like 70 ozs of water but MY THROAT IS SO DRY IT'S SO DRY HERE

@Crisis

That must be suffocating I'm so sorry

I'll survive
Mostly worried about dehydration RN though lol
I've drank like 70 ozs of water but MY THROAT IS SO DRY IT'S SO DRY HERE

That's unfortunate
I have no words sorry if that sounds rude

@kat_i_am

Also
I'm like
Sorry I'm so bad at responding
My brain is barely functioning between social anxiety, depression, classes, and basic functions lol
ALSO THE AIR IS THINNER HERE I BASICALLY LIVED AT SEA LEVEL NOW I'M ALWAYS OUT OF BREATH
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY STAIRS THERE ARE ON CAMPUS
LITERALLY HUNDREDS
EVERYWHERE
I'M ALWAYS OUT OF BREATH

@kat_i_am

That must be suffocating I'm so sorry

I'll survive
Mostly worried about dehydration RN though lol
I've drank like 70 ozs of water but MY THROAT IS SO DRY IT'S SO DRY HERE

That's unfortunate
I have no words sorry if that sounds rude

No it's okay lol

Deleted user

Sorry but now I've found a ton of cute kitten gifs (not to take away from such a serious subject, but I just can't help myself around kittens)

I’m dead.

@Crisis

Also: if you do come out as ace and they say something like 'so… you don't feel anything?' Or 'Oh my gosh I'm so sorry! There's medicine that can fix you' or 'do you reproduce like a zygote? (Forgive me if I got them mixed up)' I will walk all the way to your college and fight them

@Crisis

Also
I'm like
Sorry I'm so bad at responding
My brain is barely functioning between social anxiety, depression, classes, and basic functions lol
ALSO THE AIR IS THINNER HERE I BASICALLY LIVED AT SEA LEVEL NOW I'M ALWAYS OUT OF BREATH
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY STAIRS THERE ARE ON CAMPUS
LITERALLY HUNDREDS
EVERYWHERE
I'M ALWAYS OUT OF BREATH

Mood

@Crisis

Sorry but now I've found a ton of cute kitten gifs (not to take away from such a serious subject, but I just can't help myself around kittens)

I’m dead.

Nu why are you okay

@Crisis

That must be suffocating I'm so sorry

I'll survive
Mostly worried about dehydration RN though lol
I've drank like 70 ozs of water but MY THROAT IS SO DRY IT'S SO DRY HERE

That's unfortunate
I have no words sorry if that sounds rude

No it's okay lol

Okie das gud

@kat_i_am

Also: if you do come out as ace and they say something like 'so… you don't feel anything?' Or 'Oh my gosh I'm so sorry! There's medicine that can fix you' or 'do you reproduce like a zygote? (Forgive me if I got them mixed up)' I will walk all the way to your college and fight them

Oh please do
But be warned Cassandra has martial arts training

@Crisis

Also: if you do come out as ace and they say something like 'so… you don't feel anything?' Or 'Oh my gosh I'm so sorry! There's medicine that can fix you' or 'do you reproduce like a zygote? (Forgive me if I got them mixed up)' I will walk all the way to your college and fight them

Oh please do
But be warned Cassandra has martial arts training

Well does she have
camera zooms in to show me with a wide grin
Years of experience in hiding emotions?
cue laugh track
Ba-dum-tssss

@kat_i_am

Also low-key think Shakespear likes me? He was jokingly told to move and stand somewhere else and he came and stood next to me???
He's sweet I kinda like him