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Started July 06, 2018 by Deleted user

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WAIT! Maybe we are normal and they are the weird ones?

OH MY GOSH I BET YOU'RE RIGHT

Boom high five. THE REST OF YOU ARE WEIRDOS!

Let's just knock you out.
That sound good?
You get a regular sleep schedule,
I git whack people with a shovel.

Let's just knock you out.
That sound good?
You get a regular sleep schedule,
I git whack people with a shovel.

OOHH You gonna make me pass out… So no bludgeoning? Because that sounds fun!

Let's just knock you out.
That sound good?
You get a regular sleep schedule,
I git whack people with a shovel.

If you smash my skull in hard enough that I'm unable to communicate verbally I will give you ten thousand dollars
Bonus thousand if I have a month recovery period

I'll try my best!

You do or do not, there is no try

Let's just knock you out.
That sound good?
You get a regular sleep schedule,
I git whack people with a shovel.

If you smash my skull in hard enough that I'm unable to communicate verbally I will give you ten thousand dollars
Bonus thousand if I have a month recovery period

She would have to hit your frontal lobe just right so she only damaged your communication without breaking your skull or causing any other internal bleeding… That would be skillful and impossible. You'd die.

You do or do not, there is no try

Do not. No one is that good with a shovel.

Restatement: I can promise no permanent injuries, as I am a physically weak person, but I can at least promise sleep.

Let's just knock you out.
That sound good?
You get a regular sleep schedule,
I git whack people with a shovel.

If you smash my skull in hard enough that I'm unable to communicate verbally I will give you ten thousand dollars
Bonus thousand if I have a month recovery period

She would have to hit your frontal lobe just right so she only damaged your communication without breaking your skull or causing any other internal bleeding… That would be skillful and impossible. You'd die.

Even better

Darren you better not disappoint and you must go to some fancy college to become a doctor

Sorry to be a disappointment guys but I'm not planning on being a doctor at all.

Restatement: I can promise no permanent injuries, as I am a physically weak person, but I can at least promise sleep.

I too, am physically weak, Lol.

Restatement: I can promise no permanent injuries, as I am a physically weak person, but I can at least promise sleep.

I too, am physically weak, Lol.

Liar

Sorry to be a disappointment guys but I'm not planning on being a doctor at all.

Oh well. You'd be great at it. What do you want to do?

Restatement: I can promise no permanent injuries, as I am a physically weak person, but I can at least promise sleep.

I too, am physically weak, Lol.

Liar

Squints how would you know? Huh?

Football, Swimming, Softball….

Sorry to be a disappointment guys but I'm not planning on being a doctor at all.

Oh well. You'd be great at it. What do you want to do?

I plan on going into the FBI. My fall back career is homelessness because the FBI is my only plan.

Football, Swimming, Softball….

SHHHHHH you don't know GRACE!

Nice!
Also another point to physicality.

Nice!
Also another point to physicality.

NO SHHH. I AM A WEE BOI!

Sorry to be a disappointment guys but I'm not planning on being a doctor at all.

Oh well. You'd be great at it. What do you want to do?

I plan on going into the FBI. My fall back career is homelessness because the FBI is my only plan.

Well
That's interesting
Can you handle blood tho
Are you going to solve murders? Are there different branches in the FBI? Is there a branch that specializes in poisons? Solving cold cases? Or are the poisons the CIA? What's the CIA

Sorry to be a disappointment guys but I'm not planning on being a doctor at all.

Oh well. You'd be great at it. What do you want to do?

I plan on going into the FBI. My fall back career is homelessness because the FBI is my only plan.

Well
That's interesting
Can you handle blood tho
Are you going to solve murders? Are there different branches in the FBI? Is there a branch that specializes in poisons? Solving cold cases? Or are the poisons the CIA? What's the CIA

The CIA is the Central Intelligence Agency and no I do not want to work with nor for them as the FBI usually doesn't.

Nice!
Also another point to physicality.

NO SHHH. I AM A WEE BOI!

NO YOU ARE NOT!

But there is White Collar crime (Boring as hell) and Major Crime (Gangs and murders) and Cyber Crimes (NO TO THE COMPUTER THING) all kinds of different fields and teams.

Nice!
Also another point to physicality.

NO SHHH. I AM A WEE BOI!

NO YOU ARE NOT!

FINE YOU'RE RIGHT. OKAY?! I tried.

Sorry to be a disappointment guys but I'm not planning on being a doctor at all.

Oh well. You'd be great at it. What do you want to do?

I plan on going into the FBI. My fall back career is homelessness because the FBI is my only plan.

Well
That's interesting
Can you handle blood tho
Are you going to solve murders? Are there different branches in the FBI? Is there a branch that specializes in poisons? Solving cold cases? Or are the poisons the CIA? What's the CIA

The CIA is the Central Intelligence Agency and no I do not want to work with nor for them as the FBI usually doesn't.

Yeah but what does the CIA do
What does the FBI do
They solve murders, right? I've never been told anything about the government, or asked a question and gotten a straight answer

Nice!
Also another point to physicality.

NO SHHH. I AM A WEE BOI!

NO YOU ARE NOT!

FINE YOU'RE RIGHT. OKAY?! I tried.

WONDERFUL!

But there is White Collar crime (Boring as hell) and Major Crime (Gangs and murders) and Cyber Crimes (NO TO THE COMPUTER THING) all kinds of different fields and teams.

Whats white collar crime
So you want to solve murders? I'd go batshit crazy trying to do that
I'd get so angry

The CIA is the Central Intelligence Agency and no I do not want to work with nor for them as the FBI usually doesn't.

Yeah but what does the CIA do
What does the FBI do
They solve murders, right? I've never been told anything about the government, or asked a question and gotten a straight answer

There is a part of the FBI that handles murders but they do a ton of stuff. The CIA, you can think of them as America's spies. They have secrets and powers but they keep the country safe, they're the first to know when Russia is going to take over the country or when September 11th rocks NY like a hurricane.