One time my brother had to pee in a cup for something and they gave him a hat
And he stood up for it
And it splashed all over the bathroom
My brother didn't want anyone to know what happened but my dad told us anyway
HA! That’s great! I’m happy they don’t give those to me.
What else are you supposed to do sit?
Yes
You're supposed to sit
Obviously
Duh.
You just sit, and go.
Sit and tuck it weird. You can just sit I have to sit and tuck. YOU KNOW WHAT…. shhhh
Oh dear lord why
Why did this have to be brought up
DARREN WHY
WHY?! I'M REMEMBERING THINGS I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER!
WHY?! I'M REMEMBERING THINGS I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER!
I’m intrigued.
DARREN WHY
IM STUPID AND IT WAS ON SUBJECT.
Don't be.
It really isn't anything but gross.
Don't be.
It really isn't anything but gross.
But now I’m curious.
When I was younger,
I got really sick on this one trip,
And I had to use…. One of those things,
EVERYTIME
IT WAS NOT FUN
THE MEDICINE WAS NOT GOOD
DARREN WHY
IM STUPID AND IT WAS ON SUBJECT.
HHHHHHHHHHHHH URD UPI STR JBDD UIVCDGB
Hmmmmmmm I’m dumb.
Wow
Interesting things happen when I leave
Hmmmmmmm I’m dumb.
Nah
He bit into a popsicle and his mouth started bleeding again.
Pain.
He bit into a popsicle and his mouth started bleeding again.
Mood
Anyways
Gonna run an errand
Be back later
Awww by Kit Kat
I just watched captain america civil war for like the hundredth time :)
I just realized I don't actually wanna die
We almost just got hit by a semi
So
That was fun
He wasn't staying in his lane and we almost got sandwiched between him and the car on our other side
NOO I LOVE YOU!
I mean it wasn't our fault lol
It was just really really close
Hey there, I love you. You almost died and that makes my stomach feel weird so don't die. Be safe is the motto of this chat and it applies to you.
Okay. I'll do my best not to die. I'm just shaken up bc I know I would've been the most injured, just based on where we're all sitting in the car