"Of course not." Ace ignored the screaming pain all over his body.
Ace is a complete idiot.))
an adorable and sexy idiot
Smacks forehead
But yes
((Sure. Ace is an adorable, sexy, stubborn idiot, and it makes me so angry when he doesn't do what he is told. GOSH Ace, stop ripping the freaking wires out of your body!))
Ace says that he doesn't care
Tell ace that I will superglue him to the wires if he doesn't stop.
He says that it would be detrimental to his health if you did that。
Tell ace that i don't care, I will find way to keep him in the bed, and keep him connected to the wires whether he likes it or not.))
I am waiting for @Lil-Owl…))
没有 iPad is 送 weird right now its turning everything into Chinese 送 yeah
Do you guys want another pun?
It was an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta
My friend is made of mint. She encouraged me. Encourage-mint.
I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day
(This is for you Blake) If you were a fruit, you would be a fine-apple
Bad puns. That's how eye roll
The invention of the broom truly swept the nation
(This one's for Macha, you fine piece 'o pie) Are you made of copper and tellurium? Cause you're Cu Te.
(This one's for @TiredOtter) There's no otter like you
(For Peter and Skylar) He's your butter half (get it, other half?)
(For Frankie) You thought this post would be about her? I'm a frayed knot (get it? Afraid not?)
(For Zander) Are you a beaver? Cuz, dam….
(For Blake) I'm not even going to make a pun. You know, this is the second pun for Blake. I guess Blake's just two cute.
(I can't resist, my puns are just too punintended.) (Get it, unintended, but with pun?)
(This is where you all applaud)
(And it's 1 Am even for me. I should sleep.)
Ellis struggled to find the word he was looking for, "Bo…Po.. pah.." he mumbled, trying to find it. "Poss… postles..?"
"Pustules," the nurse realized, "Is that it?"
Ellis nodded.
(*claps @Nerd I almost died laughing of your puns. They're awesome.)
