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Started July 14, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Absolutely nothing."

"Absolutely everything."

"Lies!" He stood up and blocked his ears with his hands, "I hear lies!"

"They are the words of truth!" Lil preached back, and Killian gave them looks of wtf.

"I refuse!" He pronounced, "Lies! It is false!"

"IT'S THE TRUE WORDS OF THINE TRUTH! EVEN GOD SPEAKS IT!"

"LIES! EVEN YOU," He pointed at Lil, "HAVE CONVINCED DEITIES TO BELIEVE YOUR SPITS OF FOUL!"

"IT IS TRUE! I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GODS, BUT MY TRUTH SPEAKING IS S TRUE I HAVE CONJURED MY OWN GOD TO TELL ME IT'S TRUE!"

"THAT'S CALLED AN IMAGINARY FRIEND! WE ALL HAVE THOSE BUT THEY ARE BUT ILLUSIONS AND DELLIOSIONS!"

"IT IS AN IMAGINARY FRIEND I HAVE CREATED FOR THIS VERY MOMENT TO PROVE THAT I AM INDEED WRONG ON EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE!"

"So you were wrong in marrying me?" He asked, suddenly very serious.

Lil looked at him and responded quickly and without any hesitation. "No."

He smirked, "That means you weren't wrong in every aspect of your life, were you, dear?"

"DAAAAA…. DARN IT! You… you double-crossed me…"

"Haha, you foolish fool who is also a fool. I have one this duel of brains. I should become a spy."

"No, you'd make yourself too obvious."

"Pshhh, no. I'd be trained."

"Mhmm… sure, but that'd be hard enough. Plus, the job's really dangerous."

"Yeah, but I think I could do it."

"It's already too late. Now that you have a son, you can't. In my philosophy."

"I'll bring Killian along! We can be a father-son spy duo!"

"Oh god, no. No! You would worry me sick! NO!!"

"It'll be fine. I'd look out for him."

"No, I don't know why you're trying to convince me. I'd be more likely to allow you to get a python."

"Can we get a python?" He eyes lit up.

"Oh my god. No!"

"But- but- you just said!"

"IT WAS A METAPHOR!"

He sighed, "Can we at least get a dog?"

"Alright. We can get a dog. Preferably a big dog, so we can at least have some sort of security system."