I wouldn't eat too
But my mom is concerned for me and my health
I would be concerned about your health too
Try to eat some carrots and drink some milk if you can
Now thinking about it she's probably more concerned I look like a hobo
Hmm… okay I guess.
Are you dirty? If you are maybe take a warm bath with bubbles
You
Must
Have
Bubbles
I'm not dirty
I just keep staying pajamas and not brushing my hair or anything
We.. actually do not have bubbles
Dang
I love bubbles
You should brush your hair
Then put it in a braid/ponytail to slow down the tangle process
And get dressed like you're about to go show someone up big time
Idk if you like dresses or if you want to dress like you're super BA and are about to kick someone's ass
Just dress in a way that makes you feel powerful
it's actually lowkey scary
only do it if they're american because they usually are semi-legit
like they're trying to scam you but
sometimes there are these overseas dudes who are calling just to hear your voice
it's spooky
one dude strung together some very creative horrible words about what he wanted to do to me
and i hung up very quickly after telling him to trip over a knife
Oh gosh that's why I don't do it
One time I was feeling particularly brave and I answered saying "tims whore house you got the dough we got the ho how can I help you" I heard breathing but they hung up
sksksksshshshs oh my gosh
that's hilarious
Yup
My friend was listening when I said that and her soda came out her nose
lol
my brother did one where he said his car had "eleventy" miles on it
the woman on the phone was so fed up with him
but eventually he got her to actually repeat it bc at first she was like "seventy…?" "seventeen…?"
then finally "…eleventy?"
it was so funny
blub
imma fish
a very bored fish
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i am still here
im un-twisting my hair
because i'm about to wash it
i'm Black and my hair is crazy curly and tangled
so it's a whole day affair tbh
I had to do my laundry and rinse my hair I'm back
I went to go ask my mom something then comfort my dog
I am back
Where is Kat? I keep on missing her.
Like
She dissapears whenever I come back
Kills self
Nope nope nu no nah
You aren't allowed to do that
what where you answer in a different accent? cuz my mum does that and some dude tried to order egg fried ric eoff of her to cover up the fact that he was a salesman
I should do that
I'm decent at a Scottish accent
Or I could say random stuff in Japanese bc I can't form sentences
But I mean where you answer with somethin like 'tims whore house, you got the dough we got the ho'
texas crematorium, you kill em we grill em
Guys, I just got some really bad news…
Too Late
I will raise you from the dead and ferkin slap some sense into you
oh sorry I just realised that its been 16 minutes oops
