Question what the fuck is an oxford comma
I have apples, oranges, and pears.
I have apples, oranges and pears.
The second comma, present in the first sentence but not the second, is an Oxford comma
Okay so why is the Oxford comma where it is
Bc it is? It's just another separator. Some ppl think it's optional. I think not.
But where else would you put it lol
Idk my fourth grade teacher taught us that we don't need a comma before the and
Well
I'll fight your fourth grade teacher
I like Oxford commas
Lol
You can find him at the middle school, his classroom number is 213
It's on the first floor
Wait is is your fourth grade teacher at the middle school
Fourth grade isn't ms
NO TRAFFIC
I JUST WANT TO BE HOME
Wait is is your fourth grade teacher at the middle school
Fourth grade isn't ms
He teaches sixth grade now. Sorry for the confusion lol
Wait is is your fourth grade teacher at the middle school
Fourth grade isn't ms
He teaches sixth grade now. Sorry for the confusion lol
It's okay lol
Omw
It'll take about 16 hours
Wish I had known this before I drove back to Cali
AYYY I'M IN DOWNTOWN [MY CITY] I KNOW WHERE I AM I'LL BE HOME IN LIKE 10 MINUTES
okay actually guys
I gotta make a run to the library
It'll take like…. IDK 15-20 minutes
don't want to be late picking up my book lol
Do you need anything? What's wrong?
I'm already dead
Nuuuu
Guys I have a spell for this
I need a bottle of distilled vinegar, a pregnant rat's eye, three donut scented candles, the shedded claw of a Siamese cat and three gallons of lemonade
But is there anything we can do for you ChUckles?
Wtf autocorrect capitalized the U
Mood
What can I do to help?
Also sorry my replies are spotty, I'm deep cleaning my room and it's not going v well
MOOD
(I know I said I would stop relating and stop encouraging but I can't help it, I get it honey, I KNOW)
Also sorry my replies are spotty, I'm deep cleaning my room and it's not going v well
wait I love deep cleaning
path I know you're like 4 hours away from where I live in Idaho but you shoulda let me come beat up your 4th grade teacher for not teaching you about oxford commas and then let me help deep clean your room
(I'm just gonna speak in gifs from now on)
Also sorry my replies are spotty, I'm deep cleaning my room and it's not going v well
wait I love deep cleaning
path I know you're like 4 hours away from where I live in Idaho but you shoulda let me come beat up your 4th grade teacher for not teaching you about oxford commas and then let me help deep clean your room
lol I should have
But you'd have a heart attack if you saw my room
