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Started July 09, 2018 by Deleted user

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“Ughhhh, can’t you get your granddaughter to do it? It could help her understand.”

"No. She will already be busy enough remembering everything else she forgot, as well as saving the Hogfather."

“Can’t you get some other dead guy?”

"No, you aren't even dead, not really. Everyone else went on to the afterlife but you refused, for whatever reason. I cannot take some poor soul from their eternal resting place and then break it to them that the world might end. It has to be you."

“Wait. I’m not dead?”

"Well, technically yes, you are dead, just not officially."

“Are you trying to make me have an existential crisis, Sir?”

"No. What even is an existential crisis anyway? I never understood why humans would question reality. Reality is quite reliable, people should stop questioning it."

“So I’m dead, but not dead. That makes my head hurt. Thank you so much, Sir.”

(Swiss cheese I gtg for dinner.)

"You're welcome."

"You're welcome."

“I was being sarcastic, Sir.”

"Oh."

(Wait nope, I’m back for a while. •-•)

“You’re hilarious in a clueless way, Sir.”

"You still have to wear the hat. And the suit. Don't think I've forgotten, I remember everything."

“Can’t I just wear the hat?” Will whined.

"Stop complaining. You aren't allowed to complain."

“I’m not complaining, I’m whining. And why am I not allowed to complain?”

(And now I gtg for dinner.

Again.)

(Bye) "Because I said so. Now be quiet and do as I say, this must be done for the sun to ride and humanity to live on in peace. Well, not peace, you know how humans are. But with less discord than is normal for humans."

Will sighed, “Yes, Sir…” I seriously don’t get paid enough for this…