forum Let's meet each others' characters

Started June 18, 2018 by @Natasha

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Arioch: snort a writer is being told off by one of their characters…

Me: Stay out of it would ya?
Ellen: No no, let the boy continue.

Me: No we're not. We're just…..hyper, at least I am
Zora, Raven, & Leon: Oh no, this isn't gonna end well.
Zyra: I'm hyper too now…….why?
Me: It's bc you're me.
Zyra: Okay then.
Zora, Raven, & Leon: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, THE WORLD IS GONNA END SOON. SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FAMILIES AND LEAVE THIS PLANET.

@"That_Spunky_Little_Parakeet (In honor of my baby Marbles)"
Arioch: to be honest i have no idea how to continue that other than, "you basically created batman and it's come to bit you in the @##." that's really the only thing that i could come up with.

Ellen: Who's batman?
Grace: I dunno.
Me: I… honestly have no comeback.

Arioch: looks to Ellen think Multi-billionaire handsome orphan turned high tech hero

Ellen: Sounds stupid. Billionaires only care about themselves.
Grace: Facepalming Ellie, please.

Arioch: his eyes widen Batman is the SINGLE hero that could kick the entire justice league's @##, not even Super man could kill him.

Ellen: I do not know what you're talking about.
Me: Ellen, would you chill?
Grace: I've still got cookies!

Arioch: his eyes twitch
me: pops into existance Arioch, chill… those comics probably don't exist in their universe
Arioch: he calms down fine then… but it's not stupid it's cool…
me: good jumps into the void

Grace: Desperately trying keep everyone calm Thank you Firebrand. Does anyone want cookies?
Ellen: I'm going to go look for Kat.

Arioch: i would love one… and sorry about that… i love the comics.

Grace: Handing Arioch a cookie It's fine dear. Someone Scowls at Ellen is just a really insensitive twit sometimes.
Ellen: Ignores Grace and starts searching under a table Here kitty kitty kitty.

Arioch: chuckles i have never heard anyone say "twit" as an insult… we got another person coming in soon… Firebrand made someone new…

Ellen: From under the table Oh hooray.
Grace: Do they like cookies?

Arioch: checks his phone gotta ask… yep, they like cookies.

Grace: Oh good!
Ellen: There you are punk! Gets out from under the table and is holding a very disgruntled Kat

a man with half of his face and arms covered with red chitin
Tom: uh… wow this is a lot of people
Arioch: heya Tom…

Ellen: Don't come to America if you can't help it pal.
Grace: Ellen, chill.
Ellen: Mom, we live in a capitalist dystopia. Do you really think I'm going to be chill?!
Grace: Notices Tom Hello!

Grace: Offers cookies to Wry's characters So I'm guessing you fellas are from a historical fiction story?

Sari: why would you get kicked out for liking a girl?
Me: Sari, dear, it's more complicated than that
Sari: No, it's not. There's nothing wrong with it! People who like the same gender aren't doing anything wrong! Even John thinks it's bad. I just don't get it
Me: I don't get it either, child, but some people are just really close minded
Sari: you mean people are buttholes
Me: …sure

every one of Firebrand's characters seems frozen in time
me: pops into existance gods darn it, sorry one sec, need to refresh their personalities…

me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there we go
C1rcu1t-br34kr disappears
Tom: hello…
Arioch: what happened
me: you guys got corrupted for a moment, welp bye fades from existence

Ellen: Thank God the synthetic left…
Grace: I thought you didn't believe in God.
Ellen: Scowls and scratches Kat under the chin
Grace: Fine. Be that way. Turns to Tom and Arioch You guys okay?

Tom: yeah… i'm fine
Arioch: i'm fine.

Grace: Okay good! I don't believe I've introduced myself to you yet Tom. Offers hand I'm Grace, and she points at Ellen is my cranky daughter Ellen, and that's her cat named Kat.

Tom: puts his hands on his face and realizes he isn't wearing a mask uh… um…. he looks around but doesn't see a mask and he looks like he's going to pass out and he quietly mutters while hyperventilating they… they can see my face…. why….. why don't i have a mask
Arioch: guy's stand back…

Grace: Are you okay dear?