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@Crisis

Imagine when the cheese starts to smell and they cant find it

I've actually gone in there a couple of times to sniff, and see if I could smell it. I couldn't smell anything, but I know my dad hasn't found the one I hid in his sock yet

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Oi I'm back
And I had the weirdest thing happen

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So I go to the market with my little brother to get some things for my mom
And I get inside and since I decided to not to get a cart or a purse or wallet I'm juggling the flour and the onions and the list and the money in my hands and they keep falling and then I have to put everything down to get what fell down.
Anyways so I pay and get out but then my onions. Slip out of my hand and begin ing. So I'm chasing onions and yelling "Wait no! No no no! Onions come back!" And everyone in the parking lot is staring at me who is running and trying to catch the onions. Literally everyone. Even my brother is just staring and waiting for me to catch the culprits so I can give him his 3 musketeers. Then my other onion bag drops so I'm running after that one too. Thankfully I catch them and they didn't fall out of their bags.

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Then I head back to my brother and all he says is 'Yeah put the groceries in the backpack and gimme my candy bar oh and btw you're carrying the backpack. (Which might I remind you, had a flour bag and onions inside) and this lady in her car who watched the entire thing and overheard our conversation starts SCOLDING MY LITTLE BROTHER and says 'wow you're making her carry it??'
I still end up carrying it on the bike home and also because dumb me decided to bring a sweater I'm sweating everywhere and am going kinda slow cause of the backpack and my brother just turns around and says 'hurry up.'
Then we get close to the house but I just can't and have to stop to for a few seconds. My brother who's at the end of the road sees I stopped and waits. Later he said, and I quote, 'I was going to go after you but then my candy bar dropped.' So then we head back home and my mom takes one look at me and is like woah. Then my brother starts complaining to her saying 'the bike scratched my thumbs.' I sit down saying I'm dizzy and he's says oh me too. I just look at mom and say 'Oh really your thumbs hurt and you're dizzy as well huh wanna hear what I'm feeling.'
Then my mom started scolding m brother and telling him he didn't deserve the candy bar and she has half a mind make him go back to the market and get even more things so he can ride back and carry them on how back.

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Thanks I'll try to live up to a good example as your hero

@ScarletAndHerSides

So I choked on this spice thing when eating my noodles.

It felt like my throat was on fire, I drank two glass of water and my throat was still on fire. So I just sat there for a minute.

And then I ate my noodles again.