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(You guys are celebrating today right?)
(You guys are celebrating today right?)
(YEAH FOURTH OF THE JULY MURICA SHIT LIKE THAT BECUASE I AIN'T REALLY THIS PATRIOTIC!)
"I don't know, that's why I'm asking you! You see, eating has many dangers. I don't eat, therefore, I'm less at risk for human diseases and such."
(Uhhh, technically yeah. I like explosions. So you know, fireworks are pretty lit haha GET IT)
(It’s independence or Labor Day? I get them mixed up.)
Lillian pinched her nose, "Okay. It doesn't have immediate side effects, but eating too many is bad for you."
(Pretty lit……)
(…..We just call it the fourth of July. We're stupid like that.)
(It’s also called Independence Day)
(I don’t want to sleep so I’ll celebrate with you even though England doesn’t celebrate)
(YAY MERICA)
"And not eating at all is plenty healthy. Except for humans apparently… I've heard the most common side effect for not eating as a human is death."
(MURICA!)
(Hey, Lostboy, think of it like this. You can finally celebrate getting rid of those flipping Americans who are essentially angsty teens)
"Yeah. Death," Lillian trailed off. She felt the tears rise up but she forced them away.
(Lol yeah.)
(Lol)
(And I disappear back into the void. Goodbye……)
(Like, everyone else is like, 'Colour', and 'yoghurt', and all sorts of stuff that comes up as misspelled on my American laptop but NO. America wanted to be a special little snowflake. "No! We don't want to pay taxes! We don't want to take responsibility! How dare the king tax us for a war that we started! We're gonna spell our words different just to piss off the stupid king on his fancy throne!")
"You know, humans die from a lot of things." Lloyd thought aloud. "They're quite delicate, don't you think?"
(Lol)
(Night guys)
(aww rip bye)
(Night!)
(Iittssss hhhhooootttt)
(Yep. Cept I haven't left my house at all today)
(My room is always either the hottest or the coldest room in the house bc of where it is and my vent is terrible. Like, even with the fan on high, when you walk into my room from the hall it's noticeably hotter)
(Eeeewwwwww I’m ddddyyyyiiinnngggg)
(It's sooooooooooooooo hot here.)
(Just checked the weather on my phone; apparently it's 94 fahrenheit here)
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